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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: July 25, 2016 06:40PM
Lamest tagline. Ever.

My FB feed is constantly bombarded with BoM and Christ's Restored Church blurbs, but the Hinckley biovid ad ("Perfect for FHE!") has this inspiring tagline:

"Before he was Prophet, he was a boy"



Pure genius.

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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: July 25, 2016 07:29PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

"And after he was prophet, he was an @$$ɧØⱢƐ!!"

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: July 25, 2016 07:35PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

Applause Applause... once again Doxi... words of wisdom to live by. You enrich out lives ... swear to god.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: July 25, 2016 07:40PM
Go Doxi! (n/t)


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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: July 27, 2016 01:29AM
Re: Go Doxi!

::::::::::::smooches:::::::::::::

Thanks, Saucie and Don!

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Posted by: Holy the Ghost ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 02:24PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

"Hinkley was born at a very young age..."

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Posted by: Anonymous 2 ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 02:28PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

That tagline sounds like it was ripped off a movie. But which movie!???

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Posted by: exmodaddy ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 02:30PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

...and after he was a prophet, he was a rotting corpse.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 03:39PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

It amazes me that TBMs still honor this lying fraudster! From Hinckley's role with Zion's Bank and the the Mark Hofmann forgeries to Mike Wallace interviews, all the Salamander ever did was twist and connive to deceive members and non-members alike. Gordo's strength never was honesty.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 03:43PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

"I don't know that I was ever a boy..." - GBH

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Posted by: Exmoron ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 03:44PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

Hinckely helped build the log cabin he was born in.

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 03:47PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

Compare to the ExMo Tagline:

"ExMos: We put people before prophets!"

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 04:10PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

Before he was profitable, he was naive.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 04:40PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

Before he was a boy, he was an egg.

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Posted by: Kristy ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 04:44PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

Before he was an egg, he was Eloheim's little boy (spirit offspring)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 27, 2016 12:08PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

Before he was Elohim's little boy (spirit offspring), he was an intelligence. It was all down hill from there.

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: July 26, 2016 10:03PM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

"Before he was Prophet, he was a boy"

I would have been surprised to learn that he had been a girl.

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Posted by: Anon4now ( )
Date: July 28, 2016 03:31AM
Re: Lamest tagline. Ever.

But that would be a better movie. The twist could be, "Love means having an open heart."

No, that sounds too much like that jewelry commercial.

Better surprise ending would be, "Good things can happen when you keep an open mind."

But the movie would have to be science fiction to portray a mormon prophet with an open mind. No...a comedy. That's it.

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