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Posted by: Lyle Jeffs ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 10:19AM
Greetings everbody!

Hi everyone!I am having fun.I have a facemask so nobody recognizes me.I am now hiding out in a luxury hotel in Houston while I plan my next move.I am eating shrimp and lobster for dinner.

Have a great day!

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Posted by: m ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 11:37AM
Re: Greetings everbody!

enjoy it cause soon you will be caught when they see you with

some of your wives with wedding rings on as you pick them

up from Jr. high school

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Posted by: Darren Steers ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 12:00PM
Re: Greetings everbody!

Don't they home school to avoid such awkward moments?

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 12:05PM
Re: Greetings everbody!

Careful, when the mobs of prairie dress fan girls start to surround you, you're toast.

Mexico is nice this time of year if you take sunscreen...

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 12:12PM
Re: Greetings everbody!

The real Lyle Jeffs wouldn't be caught dead posting here.

The laughs on us. :)

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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 12:18PM
Re: Greetings everbody!

Lyle, Lyle, pedophile, creepy ugly old Jeffs smile, full of $#!t and full of nerve, you are just an evil perv.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 08:28PM
+1 verse for the perverse (n/t)


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Posted by: leftfield ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 09:27PM
Re: +1 verse for the perverse

+1 for the pun!

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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: June 29, 2016 12:35AM
Re: Greetings everbody!

"Lyle the pedophile." A better name could not be had for LJ.

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Posted by: Void K. Packer ( )
Date: June 29, 2016 03:05AM
Doxi wins the internet today (n/t)


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Posted by: dejavue ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 07:22PM
Re: Greetings everbody!

Post a video proving your ID. Until then....disgusting Imposter but I do understand and appreciate your attempt at poking the tar baby...



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/28/2016 07:34PM by dejavue.

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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: June 29, 2016 07:41AM
Re: Greetings everbody!

dejavue Wrote:
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> Post a video proving your ID. Until
> then....disgusting Imposter but I do understand
> and appreciate your attempt at poking the tar
> baby...
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Darling, Lyle will poke ANYTHING and ANYONE!

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 08:00PM
Re: Greetings everbody!

Lyle, if you have a few extra gals lying around who y'ain't usin', send 'em my way, will ya? 'Preciate it, bro.

We High Priests need to stick together, right? God wouldn't have it any other way.

I promise to return 'em (relatively) unscathed. If you need a security deposit like last time, text me.

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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 08:14PM
Re: Greetings everbody!

I call BS. The Jeffs all know to stay away from Texas. They don't cotton to polygamists & the FLDS down there.

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Posted by: cinda ( )
Date: June 28, 2016 08:19PM
Re: Greetings everbody!

Hahaha....too stupid to even be funny!

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Posted by: YouMineBi+ch ( )
Date: June 29, 2016 12:28AM
Re: Greetings everbody!

He'll be somebody's bi+ch in the big house soon enough! ;)

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Posted by: Pop Shot ( )
Date: June 29, 2016 07:53AM
Re: Greetings everbody!

You are not Lyle Jeff's,
Do flds use the net?
Maybe when their bored.

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Sorry it's a haiku kind of day.

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Posted by: snowball ( )
Date: June 29, 2016 10:54AM
Re: Greetings everbody!

Hi LJ -

You yearn for Zion.

I'll yearn for you to go to prison.

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Posted by: somnambulist ( )
Date: June 29, 2016 11:17AM
Re: Greetings everbody!

Remember not to leave your safe house without your Groucho glasses. Otherwise I don't have much advice. Good luck!

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