My choice: Sarah Silverman. She's a female Boyd K. Packer, fyi.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010857122703

Almost any female would be an improvement. I would prefer someone who loves and cares about people instead of programs and procedures.

It will not happen in my lifetime or yours. LDS InC is not a loving religion.

Dolores Umbridge

hahahahhaaha, She'd fit in so perfectly and I can just see her with her smug little smile in the picture of the fifteen.

Mennomo Wrote:
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> Dolores Umbridge


I LOVE this!!!

Kudos, Mennomo...

:D :D :D

Well first, a MALE leader will have to say that God has decided to allow a woman to be in a position of authority over men - like THAT would ever happen.

But yeah, Dolores Umbridge, definitely!

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> Well first, a MALE leader will have to say that
> God has decided to allow a woman to be in a
> position of authority over men

I think you need 15 unanimous male leaders to agree to this.
Remember it was just Harold B. Lee who delayed the "revelation
on priesthood."

I'm thinking they may like someone like Sarah Palin, she'd have to be ultra conservative/traditional on so many levels.

For better or for worse:

Oprah
RuPaul (kill three birds with one stone there)
The SNL Church Lady
Susan B Anthony
Gayle Ruzicka
Golda Meir
Chieko Okazaki
Ann Coulter
Gloria Steinem
Dottie Dixon

And I enthusiastically second Sarah Silverman. "Henry, what's with the tears, already? Did you show up two minutes late at Chuckarama and have to pay the evening price?"



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Oprah.

Kate Kelly. She's just stupid, self- righteous, and narcissistic enough to fit in with the rest of those self-serving charlatans.

And I'm sure they get free laptops.

Marie Osmond.

Next question?

Ruth, Sarah's character in A Million Ways to Die in the West, was absolutely a riot. I've watch the movie several times and always have a great laugh at Ruth.

Jane Fonda, especially in her role as Leona Lansing from HBO's "The Newsroom".

That would make TBM heads explode.

Ellen DeGeneres.

That would make the church too nice and too inclusive. They would not want that.

Sheri Dew, the female Bednar.

I thought Sheri Dew was the female Impersonator.

Georgia Breastworthy Havakid

Gladys Knight. She'd not only be the token female, but TSCC would show that they're not as racist as they once were.