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Posted by: johnberwick ( )
Date: June 26, 2016 08:17AM
First Principles of the Gospel

Shut down brain.

open mouth.

Repeat what is told to you.

Obey the "prophet".

follow the rules.

Don't doubt or question anything, unless it comes from outside the Church.

Smile.
Be happy.
(like the Amish and the Mafia - only marry within the Family).
Get married.
Smile.
Be happy.
Be perfect.
Why aren't you married yet?
Obey.
Stop.
DOn't doubt.
Smile.
Thank God you finally got married (we secretly wondered if you were gay)... when's the first baby coming along?
Obey.
Tithe.
Don't. Just don't. The basic rule for you from now on is "Don't".
Smile.
Be happy.
Keep obeying.
Pray harder.
Pray more.
Tithe more.
When's baby 2 coming?
...

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Posted by: minnieme ( )
Date: June 26, 2016 09:03AM
Re: First Principles of the Gospel

enjoy being told what to do by the priesthood.

Sister, you'd be more help in the kitchen.

Actually heard that when I was helping putting away chairs after a function. I left.

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Posted by: nutofgreatprice ( )
Date: June 26, 2016 10:26AM
Re: First Principles of the Gospel

Tithe, obey, sacrifice, and tithe again.

Lest Brother Joseph cast you into outer darkness

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: June 26, 2016 11:41AM
Re: First Principles of the Gospel

I think Joseph would be as appalled as the rest of us. Correlation and stagnation turned the Church into what it is today. The Church deserves to die out.

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Posted by: link ( )
Date: June 26, 2016 12:52PM
Re: First Principles of the Gospel

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/01/22/the-strange-science-behind-virgin-births.html

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miraculous_births

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion

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