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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 06:36PM

Did it work?

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 06:55PM

I sang it so many times in my youth and childhood that I honestly cannot remember whether I sang it in the shower or not!

I was the Sacrament chorister for five years one of the places I attended when my children were young. That song has always been a staple of the Mormon diet.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 08:42PM

Oh Amyjo, stay as wonderful as you are! In my BYU stake, young MEN were counseled to sing that hymn in the shower to prevent doing what most guys do there (hey, Boner, you're using up all the hot water!) I think ekimsim's Give Said the Little Stream was a parody on this! The Uncouth Boner.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 10:01PM

Well now that explains everything you didn't say in the OP. And now I see why you didn't. I'll never see that song in quite the same light again after hearing the reason why.

:D

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Posted by: blakballoon ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 10:20PM

For years n years that old Jackson Brown song 'Rosie' was a favourite of mine. I'd sing along in the car with gusto. It was only recently I realised what it was referring to:/ I can never sing it again.

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Posted by: ekimsim ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 06:56PM

No.
However, I am a 68 year old guy who quit going to church at 13.

For some reason the song "Give Said The little Stream" came to mind other day. I still remember most the words too. Catchy little tune.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 07:16PM

Gee Boner... why in the shower?

Anyway I never sang that song in the shower, or any church

song for that matter.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 08:44PM

You KNOW why. Don't play innocent with me. Ask the Dawg if he sang the song. If he answers no, you can punish him! HA!

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 04:21PM

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

If I ask him I'm not telling the answer Boner.

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 07:35PM

I never did sing in the shower, but I did sin a few times.

[rimshot]

[wild applause!]

Thank you! Thankyouverymuch! Yer too kind!

I'm here 'til Tuesday... Try the taffy!...

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Posted by: Void K. Packer ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 07:38PM

Er. Yeah.

Don't give up your day job just yet.

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Posted by: tig ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 07:48PM

Yes, on the day that I sold my Chrysler stock after being up more than 1000% from initial purchase price...oh wait, wrong profit.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 08:45PM


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Posted by: Villager ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 08:59PM

No,
but I sang "Baby I'm Amazed" by Paul McCartney in the temple shower room at full volume. We were doing baptisms for the dead and that happened to be my favorite song at the time. The temple matrons had to rush in and tell me to shut up because everyone throughout the temple could hear me.
I never did baptisms for the dead again.

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Posted by: tenaciousd ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 05:33PM

The name of the Wings song is "Maybe I'm Amazed".

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Posted by: Villager ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 06:03PM

You are correct. I was lying in bed last night thinking of things I needed to do today, and then it hit me "Oh shit!" I screwed up the title of that song on RFM.
Thanks for the correction.
(Songfacts) Recently Paul said the song was originally going to be "Baby I'm amazed" but he changed it because he didn't want to sound so self assured.:)

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 10:32PM

IN b 4 ~ byu boner uses all the hot water singing all 3 verses

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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 10:46PM

Avoid "Come, come ye saints," however.

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Posted by: Void K. Packer ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 11:13PM

Oh, Papa. I haven't laughed like that in a long time.

WELL PLAYED!

still chuckling

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 10:51PM

I have never once sung a hymn to my self...in the shower or anywhere else!! That would be the stuff if nightmares.

RB

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 23, 2016 11:22PM

Well, Ron, we now know why those shower session used up all the hot water! Keep smiling, Bro!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 12:28AM

Indeed, bro....love me them loooong showers!

RB

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 01:32PM

If you change the words to, "We thank thee oh god for a Boner," the song is not only more fun, but more honest. In more ways than one!

"We thank thee for every blessing, bestowed by our own bounteous hand..."

<grin>


p.s. I haven't sung that song in at least 35 years. Yet I know every word. Damn that indoctrination.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 05:42PM

Bingo!

RB

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 02:12PM

A prophet in the shower? Why would I be thankful for that? I'd have to look at his 90-year-old wrinkled ass. No thank you.

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Posted by: desertman ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 03:07PM

That would be a great song to sing anywhere "IF" there were such a thing around.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 04:59PM

One of the most erotic songs I can think of sans shower and church hymns is this one: Ravel's Bolero. Here is a Coca Cola animation classic with the song as the backdrop... Allegro non Troppo - Ravel Bolero Coke

https://youtu.be/t0s4y9M5W8o



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/24/2016 05:06PM by Amyjo.

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Posted by: desertman ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 07:01PM

BYU Boner I apologize in advance for correcting you but isn't it spelled "profit"?

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 25, 2016 01:13AM

Damn! I hate homonyms! Thanks for the correction.

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Posted by: nutofgreatprice ( )
Date: June 24, 2016 10:05PM

"book of mormon stories" has a good beat

and it's all about the lamanites in ancient history

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Posted by: incognitotoday ( )
Date: June 25, 2016 10:42AM

No, but I did sing, 'We thank the oh gawd for the BJ.'

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 25, 2016 11:47AM

I don't know the words to that song.

Am I missing the joke ?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: June 25, 2016 12:42PM

Were I to ever sing in the shower, I'd choose INAGODADAVIDA...

RB

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: June 25, 2016 05:03PM

+1 I have that record.

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Posted by: Rameupmtom ( )
Date: June 25, 2016 12:58PM

Never sang it in the shower. To me, it was a sort of bond-the-collective-together type of song, so a group effort worked best. I was partial to "Shall the Youth of Zion Falter" for solo shower performances.

Generally shower time involved a lot of yelling and guilt. Yelling between my many many many siblings--"Your time is up!" "Stop hogging all the hot water!" Guilt that I had used all the hot water, guilt that by taking a whole 12 mins to shower meant that my sister would be late for seminary, and guilt that I would have to cut my own scripture study by 2 mins.

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