Someone needs to spank me!

Another day another beer. ;)

You go out in the yard and bring back a willow....and it better be a good one...gosh what torture for a kid to select his own instrument of torture...NOW GIT!!

That was very nice, indeed! I especially liked the "live chat" at the bottom!

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> Someone needs to spank me!


Male or female?

That was my thoughts, BYU Boner is horny and needs a little S&M.

As long as it's a light beating, and the stick is not large...

Someone posted a Salt Lake City review today from the UK. In it featured Polygamy Porter, "because one is never enough."

You live near the pubs where that's served hehe.

You can be a bad boy and still count yerself amongst the righteous.

:)

Polgamy Porter has 2 tag lines;
"Why have just one"
"Bring some home to the wives"

But only if I get to call you Ben Dover.

You gonna tell us what ya did already?

I've had VERY impure thoughts.

Welcome to my life, bro! My life is just one looooong impure thought. Was at a wedding Saturday night and there were more stunningly beautiful women there than I'd seen in a long while....my mind was running amok.

RB

I told my nephew at rehearsal dinner before his brother's wedding.

Look at all the brides maids and friends of the bride, they are really all good looking and it's the best they'll ever be, it's all down hill from here.

Make hay when you can.

Roger that!

RB

tumwater Wrote:
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> I told my nephew at rehearsal dinner before his
> brother's wedding.
>
> Look at all the brides maids and friends of the
> bride, they are really all good looking and it's
> the best they'll ever be, it's all down hill from
> here.
>

I get what you're saying, but things can even out, and often stay spectacular, when you look at them, years down the road, with your heart, not just your eyes.

A spanking! A spanking!

And after the spanking the...

+1000

Just a little of the peril?

Are we taking numbers ?

Your wife won't get busy with it bro??

RB

Even if I begged her, NO--the prophet says no to SM. Oops, S&M. Let me clarify, he says no S&M in SM or in SIN. SIN are their own form of S&M in addition to the SMs that RMs have to endure. Now,nowhere did that cute little Amber ale go?

That wedding on Saturday was in a little college town in central Alberta that has a brew master training program and it's own brewery (Olds College Brewery...google it) and the beer they brew is superb!! Another craft brewery to check off my list. My wife would probably spank me if I wuz bad enough....she's Catholic and they had that whole Spanish Inquisition deal so ya never know...lol.

RB



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What did you do "bad?"
I need to know before deciding if corporal punishment (enjoyable or not) is warranted...:)

I'm sorry, BonerBoy, but "...serious times require serious people..."

Now let's get serious!

And video or it didn't happen.

Reminds me of a Ray Parker Jr. song...

I'm not a true expert on S&M and its best regions, from what I've heard, they say California is the place you oughta be.



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Oh, it was innocent enough. Just a battery operated neck massager. But, boys will be boys. Yes, I definitely need a spanking with a leather riding crop, black stiletto boots, leather dominatrix, ARGGG!!!! What have you fiends from hell turned me into? The Leather-clad Boner.

And no Dawg, unlike you, I didn't video it!

I can't trust you! If you don't have video of you not videoing...

Since when have you not trusted a Boner?

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> Since when have you not trusted a Boner?

Frankly, I've found boners to be much less reliable as I age.
Sadly. :(

Don't worry, God understands. Talk it over with him, tell him you're sorry and do your best not to do it again. Do your best to do some good things instead.

You haven't met Weenercopter yet, clearly

we have a taker. Use the big black one. You know, that one you keep in the drawer marked "Special Occasions" If he doesn't cry, you're not hitting him hard enough. :)