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Posted by: Rolled tacos on a sunday ( )
Date: May 25, 2016 12:38PM

I had a dream last night that I went on a temple trip with my ward and I go in for the first time and it turns out it's just a lavish water park inside and to get baptized for the dead you slide down a giant water slide and at the top of the ride holland was yelling at us we weren't worthy enough sliders.anyone else have any weird dreams involving the temple?

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Posted by: Riverman ( )
Date: May 25, 2016 01:01PM

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No, but thanks for the laugh

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Posted by: edzachery ( )
Date: May 25, 2016 01:12PM

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No, but I like your idea of the water slide better than the way it's done now. Plus, we would have the added bonus of "Jowels" screaming at the top of his lungs that we weren't worthy! That just made my day!! THANKS!!

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Posted by: Mike T. ( )
Date: May 25, 2016 01:19PM

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A model of how it should be.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 25, 2016 01:22PM

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The road to Hell is a temple water slide with a fat man barking at you.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 25, 2016 01:56PM

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Great! Now I'm likely to have a dream about the temple now. Thanks a lot...

I hope the Garden of Eden play is live and La Saucie is playing Eve, in skin tight lederhosen and a white ruffled scoop-necked blouse, with her luscious black hair in pig tails... and all during the play she's giving me the eye, and then ...

Oh yeah! http://www.amazon.com/Womens-Lederhosen-Oktoberfest-Female-Costume/dp/B00FBQNI16

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 25, 2016 02:09PM

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That German leader ought to take the lead in redesigning Mormon female garments.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: May 25, 2016 07:06PM

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elderolddog Wrote:
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>
> I hope the Garden of Eden play is live and La
> Saucie is playing Eve, in skin tight lederhosen
> and a white ruffled scoop-necked blouse, with her
> luscious black hair in pig tails... and all
> during the play she's giving me the eye, and then
> ...
>
> Oh yeah!
> http://www.amazon.com/Womens-Lederhosen-Oktoberfes
> t-Female-Costume/dp/B00FBQNI16

How can I resist you mi Vida? Life with you is never boring.

You have the best imagination ever.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: May 25, 2016 08:13PM

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The best thing about my youth baptism-for-the-dead temple trips was seeing the young women in essentially see-through wet t-shirts.

I was young and ignorant and being raised mormon -- it was the biggest thrill I could imagine!

As good as a water park, other than the continued dunking for dead people part :(

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: May 26, 2016 04:43AM

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Funny.

Let's see, the temple already stinks in the movie theater business and setting, as well as very limited in the wedding business, so having a fun, 'wet n'wild' dead dunking is the least they can do to insure something worth people's time and money.

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