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Itzpapalotl
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Date: March 04, 2016 09:51PM
While getting dinner ready and dilldallying around on the inter-webz, BF is watching an Oscar worthy film, "Warlock." I don't know how the Academy missed this gem.
It brought up some memories I haven't thought about in a while and we were in hysterics for a bit. Like bowling over type laughing.
Some background info is needed here: My father is a ethnically mixed person that's pretty common here in the 4 corner states- Spanish, Dine, French, and some other NA tribal ancestry. He was raised Catholic with a lot of old world, pagan superstitions and is the seventh son of a seventh son. If you don't know what that means, it means he has super special metaphysical qualities.
He found a BoM on top of a dumpster one evening while he was taking out the trash (I think he worked at a bar at this time) read it, and was quite curious about the cult. Because the universe has a hilarious sense of humour, my mother was a missionary in this area at the time, converted and eventually married him.
In addition to the odd, creepy teachings *oops* I mean folklore, I was raised with some interesting stuff my father would tell me when my mom wasn't around.
Decades later when my parents divorced, my father told me a reason why he and my mother couldn't get along was because, "A warlock can never get along with a witch." Pretty sure he was serious, but you never know with that Dine humour.
So let's just assume my father really believes my mother is a natural witch for the sake of keeping my nutty upbringing narrative.
This kind of worldview crept into my brain while watching such classics as "The Ten Commandments" and "Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom." When the Egyptian priests turned their staffs into snakes, I couldn't understand that if HF was truly in control how anyone else could have any power, too. My witchypoo mother explained that "The followers of the Devil can have powers too, but HF's power will always conquer" which was clearly evidenced by Charlton Heston's snake eating the debbil snakes.
Several yars later, we were watching IJaTToD om the ABC Sunday Night Movie (who remembers those?) and I asked my parents again, "But HOW could man survive having his heart torn out and how could it still be beating?" Because it was my parents, they responded again, "The Devil can give a lot of power to his followers."
*sigh* I guess telling a child that "It's just a movie and not real" would send her on the path to critical thinking a little too soon.
So, what crazy things did YOUR parents tell you?