Posted by:
verilyverily
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Date: February 09, 2016 08:23PM
Earlier today on another thread, it was mentioned how JS could not recall when he had the 1st vision. The poster asked if we remembered our wedding night.
The gist of all of it was JS can't remember meeting God (serious MORON) while most people do remember their wedding nights.
I decided it might be fun to remember the day and time you quit the CULT... so I have a song. Sing it to the lyrics of "Oh What A Night" by the Four Seasons
Oh What a Day [to the tune of Oh What A Night by the Four Seasons]
Oh, what a day
Late December, back in '69
What a very special time for me
As I remember, what a day
Oh, what a day
Two weeks past my 15th birthday
And I was never gonna be the same
That was when I quit the CULT!
Oh, Bishie - I got a funny feeling when I walked into your office
I had the nerve to question you about the CULT'S lies!
Oh, what a day
[You were] criticizing and disowning me
It was everything I dreamed it'd be
No surrender, NO MORE CULT!
And I felt the joy like a rolling bolt of thunder
Turning my life around and throwing the CULT under [the bus]
Oh, what a day
Oh, Bishie - I got a funny feeling when I walked into your office
[You] disfellowshipped my ass and not too soon
Oh, what a day
Why'd it take me so long to see the light?
It seemed so wrong, but leaving was so right
The CULT was dark, and NOW daylight!
And I felt the joy like a rolling bolt of thunder
Turning my life around and throwing the CULT under [the bus]
Oh, what a day!! [repeat several times]
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2016 08:23PM by verilyverily.