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Posted by: LeavingDelusion ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 02:58PM

I have a TBM colleague—early 30s, RM, EQP, temple-married, six kids—who is facing a terrible moral conundrum. Seems that he and his wife have been trying “forever” to have another child. Their youngest just turned two years old and they are sure that there is one more soul in heaven waiting to join their family. So—sex-aplenty, but no pregnancy.

They decide to seek medical advice. Doctor says he needs to check my colleague’s sperm count. Nurse gives him a small plastic cup and sends him into a room with a stash of “pornography.” As he tells the story, my colleague spends 15 minutes in the room before returning—his cup empty—to the nurse. Turns out, he just couldn’t force himself to indulge in pornography nor allow himself to masturbate, both actions being serious sins; you know, gateways to full-blown sex addiction.

So now he’s suffering this untenable guilt because he sees no way to do what God wants. To get his sperm count checked, he needs to masturbate into a cup while looking at pictures of naked women who are not his wife, an act that would compromise long-held principles. But maintaining his principles might mean denying that seventh soul a place in his family. Isn’t that an even greater sin? What’s a good Mormon boy to do?

Somehow I managed not to laugh. I’d never before realized I had such self-control.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2016 07:26PM by Susan I/S.

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Posted by: the1v ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 03:01PM

Silly mormon, he needs to invite his wife to give him a hand at the next appointment. Unless that is a sin nowadays. So hard to keep track of it all.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 12:43PM

the1v Wrote:
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> Silly mormon, he needs to invite his wife to give
> him a hand at the next appointment. Unless that is
> a sin nowadays. So hard to keep track of it all.

Bingo.
It's a good indication of how limited their thinking is that HE couldn't come up with that...

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 06:36PM

He should ask his bishop for advice, because it is a sure thing that your average insurance broker, physician, lawyer, or CPA will certainly have all the answers to his spiritual and personal problems.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 06:39PM


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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 07:35PM

:)

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Posted by: Jersey Girl ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 06:54PM

With six kids I would guess his sperm count is just fine, unless wife has been getting it on with every other guy in town and the herd of kids are not his. Not exactly a case of tragic infertility, better he should go for a vasectomy!

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 07:06PM

Can't he just fill the cup at home?

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Posted by: Loyalexmo ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 07:39PM

My husband got his sperm count checked recently and he filled the cup at home. Isn't that a rather silly and archaic way to do things? I would think that plenty of men couldn't do it under pressure like that, knowing people were out there waiting.

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Posted by: fakeempire ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 07:59PM

Well GOSH, this is just the SADDEST thing I've heard all week! That poor man and his wife. This must really be a huge test of their faith!

Give me a fucking break. I have zero sympathy this guy and if I worked with him, it would take every bit of self-restraint I have not to laugh in his face and tell him to pay more attention to the six kids he already fucking has.

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Posted by: 6 iron ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 12:27AM

Loved your answer!!

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Posted by: nomonomo ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 08:15PM

This sounds to me like just another TBM contriving a dumb excuse to brag about how "good" they are. Who would even want to know this stuff? Ok, he can't have a kid...I feel bad for him. He can't get a sperm count because its "bad" to look at pornography and/or masterbate? Sorry, not feeling much sympathy.

This sounds like a male version of my sister-in-law who's constantly announcing that she found a dress that she "loves" but "had" to sew sleeves on because she's so "modest."

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Posted by: verilyverily ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 08:33PM

Can't they just fuck in the doctor's office and then after it is over, take their syringe, suck some sperm out and check it?

Of course, fucking in the doctor's office might be worse than porno.... but I doubt it knowing the CULT.

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Posted by: Loyalexmo ( )
Date: February 09, 2016 08:38PM

He can't just imagine his wife or have her come in there with him if he hates porn that much?

Sorry for two responses to this but this is just crazy on all levels.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2016 08:38PM by woodsmoke.

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Posted by: 6 iron ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 12:30AM

Fuck me sideways, that is soooo messed up.

He should be reminded that BY was fucking 55 women, and JS 33 women...

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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 12:32AM

IMO, he should be in there getting himself clipped.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 12:15PM

Jackass 2.5 Sperm Clinic

https://youtu.be/3ihVkkxI6PE

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Posted by: Hedning ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 01:15PM

The seed of Joseph is obviously not in this one.

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