There has got to be a great punchline for this question but I'm drawing a blanket. Actually, I think it is a stupor of thought...

TBM missionaries wore hats for a a time quite beyond the point where it was no longer the fashion. Sort of like the lady missionaries wearing frump way beyond the point where it became sadly apparent, then the fogies started telling them to flower and pastel the shit out of it.

They traded their hats for facial hair cause they were all fugly, unlike their founding prophet.

Horny Joe was just too sexy for his hat.

How true.

"Rough Hats Rolling."



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Sounds like The Holy Ghost is rolling. Or a derby.

...easy. "Men without Hats."...they wrote a protest song over LDS Church dance policies.............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4okRvCg2g

They have worn hats, but those experiences are too sacred to discuss.

Why don't they wear beards anymore, for that matter? Consider Lorenzo Snow!

https://www.lds.org/friend/2001/07/from-latter-day-prophets-lorenzo-snow?lang=eng

caffiend Wrote:
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> Why don't they wear beards anymore, for that
> matter?

Because instead of marrying multiple women they just marry their beard. They take their beard out to the temple for a good time instead of wearing it.



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If they did, the hats would likely suck, be cheap mass produced crap with a Deseret label or some such thing.

Now, properly fitted and crafted mens'hats? I wouldn't mind
them coming back in style at all. A Bespoke Fedora is a thing to enjoy.

I think a lot of bald dudes would be delighted they didn't have to wear ball caps everywhere... :-))

I seriously disagree with anyone who thinks JS is handsome or sexy. UGH!! His face is shaped like a triangle with the pointy chin, the Satanic goat-like appearance like the upside down star which is all over the Lucifer house (AKA temple). The hairdo doesn't help with this look.

My mom always said "handsome is as handsome does," which makes him the ugliest man on earth (at least one of the ugliest!)

If he was so sexy, why did he need to threaten women with a sword or lack of salvation to get them in bed? Think about it.....

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, true and this beholder thinks JS is hideous!


And those beards split down the middle that some of the profits had some of the time! GAG ME WITH AN ENTIRE PLACE SETTING!!!! Is The purpose of those split beards is obviously to disguise the goat look (upside down star Satanic look!) One pointy beard would accentuate the goat Satanic look so the parted down the middle look must have been to hide their Satanic features. EVIL CULT!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagram#/media/File:Pentagram_with_one_point_down_(de_Guaita).jpg

And for the record - they DO wear hats. My understanding is that they look like chef's hats although I have never been inside Lucifer's house to see this for myself, THANK MY LUCK FOR THAT!



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More like some took a hair net and tried to make a chef's hat out of it.

How do you know Horny Joe was fugly?

There are no genuine 19th century photographs in existence.

Betcha he looks just like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vfasXQ6KC40#t=41

Because the rocks are inside their heads.

Ah, they have x-ray intuition now that we've moved beyond 19th Century Spiritual technology.

You mean none of the portraits of JS are real? They are probably exaggerated to make him look better, but not completely fake. THe CULT just has to have something that is not 100% fake. You'd think a ,likeness of JS could be that one thing. How will people on resurrection day recognize him if none of the renditions is even vaguely realistic?


This is supposed to be a photo of him.... but who knows?

http://josephsmithjrphoto.blogspot.com/

He is UGLY!

The portrait artists certainly tried to make him look better, but he is still BUTT UGLY!

I don't think he was ugly at all.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Unedited-Photograph-of-Joseph-Smith-Jr/173428802674750

He was ugly on the inside and so as one of the more successful con artists, sexual predators, and religious liars we even know about him.

Given his dastardly nature I'm sure he was happy with his Nauvoo success which showed the world his true nature. Success has a way of doing that to ugly on the inside people.

From the tip of his nose to his hairline really did look like a ski slope?
UGLY profile.

What do people in the CULT think the seers and revelators use for revelations now? Obviously they don't use the rock and hat.

Maybe they don't have any stones to put in them?
Or maybe they don't have the stones to put their face in a hat and receive revelation...

They have one.

https://www.lds.org/ensign/2015/10/joseph-the-seer?lang=eng

Because their seer stones would fall out every time they would bow their heads and say "yes".

Lol! +1