Posted by:
The Dude
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Date: August 29, 2015 08:38AM
Sitting in a hotel loby (no this is not the Prince song Darling Niki) waiting for a conference. Dressed in a western shirt, buckaroo hat, and chuckkas minding my own business with a coffee in hand. Guy comes up "so, where did you serve your mission?" Suppressed by the assumption a mix of Copenhagen and coffee fill my sinuses. It takes all I have not to spit upon the floor. Mind you this is in the heart of North Dakota.
"And why would you assume I served a mission, or that I was even mormon?" He explained that you never see someone in that kind of attire with a white shirt showing through. I explained I am a fat guy who sweats. Now what about the coffee and chew you ask? I called him out and said "if I was a momo where you gunna tell rhe bishop?" He just smiled.