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I saw this and thought a better idea would be to have the real person living their lives not some lifesize cutout. It does the real person no favors.
https://www.lifesizemissionary.com/
https://www.lifesizemissionary.com/
OMFG.
Jimmy is off seeing the world in Modesto, CA and he his missed SO MUCH we need to cart around a life-size image of him? Too much.
Jimmy is off seeing the world in Modesto, CA and he his missed SO MUCH we need to cart around a life-size image of him? Too much.
I think you should send the cutout on the mission and keep the real thing. No one would know the difference.
Hilarious! +1000
There is no end to opportunities to make money from the Mormon "little people" missionary moments.
How about something to wipe their asses dry and to remind them of their mission expiration date? No coming home early with these.
http://missionarymommasrecommend.blogspot.com/2015/01/hearthstrings.html
And to make sure you know every single day that they are required to be there, there is this future keepsake for your family and their future one!
http://missionarymommasrecommend.blogspot.com/2015/04/whos-counting.html
How about something to wipe their asses dry and to remind them of their mission expiration date? No coming home early with these.
http://missionarymommasrecommend.blogspot.com/2015/01/hearthstrings.html
And to make sure you know every single day that they are required to be there, there is this future keepsake for your family and their future one!
http://missionarymommasrecommend.blogspot.com/2015/04/whos-counting.html
The reason they need their belongings monogramed is to keep their companions from stealing them. My stepson had a lot of things stolen from him. He finally started writing his name on things in BIG letters with ink that wouldn't wash out. This included his underwear!
madalice Wrote:
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> This
> included his underwear!
Now that is just plain kinky. And isn't it technically his "garments?"
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> This
> included his underwear!
Now that is just plain kinky. And isn't it technically his "garments?"
There was a stand-in cut-out card board of the bride's missionary brother at her wedding reception in the basketball court/cultural hall. The cut-out was placed in the line up of her family and as friends and family passed by shaking hands, there were several that conversed with the cut-out as they went down the line. This was in 2009 and the last Mormon wedding reception I will ever attend.
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1193138/
It sounds like something from the movie "Up in The Air"(2009). One of the characters had a life person that they took everywhere. It wasn't Clooney.
It sounds like something from the movie "Up in The Air"(2009). One of the characters had a life person that they took everywhere. It wasn't Clooney.
Uh, oh, I think I saw the girl cutout's garment top.
Ohh...ohhhh....schwing!!
Ohh...ohhhh....schwing!!
If a 'lady in waiting' had a life size cut out of her boyfriend, what would be the penalty for attaching a vibrator so she could grow closer in spirit?