Posted by:
wanderinggeek
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Date: August 26, 2015 12:09PM
So I was chatting with a buddy of mine on Facebook. We made a few little jokes, and then the thought hit me.
Per Mormonism, God was a man first. He was born, lived, died. Then became a God himself. And this is how things go.
So if that is true, you would think that he was probably married as a man. (or a good chance) And probably had kids. So therefore, Jesus wasn't his first born then right? Because his kids who he had when he was a man already had a body.
So Jesus is his first spirit kid only? It's so confusing.
So all my kids will be busy making worlds, and then I will have a completely separate set of kids, who I love enough to send down to earth, and not give them straight answers. I mean, I love them but they have to work really hard to get back to me. Cause I'm so important and all.
And I know we preach about families, but I won't see any of my earthly kids, who are really my brothers and sisters. Cause they will be doing the same on their planets.
It's a vicious cycle. And completely BSC.