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Posted by: DNA ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 08:55AM

The U.S. Geological Survey says that Utah has nearly one-third of the nation's places with nipple in the name, with 29 such references.

I grew up in a place with a hill called, "Molly's Nipple." I always found it fun to hear old people drop Molly's Nipple into a conversation.

Then I had a girlfriend from another area, and found out that it has a Molly's Nipple too. And then the KSL story that I read this on mentioned another Molly's Nipple on Antelope Island. That Molly must have had an amazing set of knockers!

Just thought I'd point out that sexually repressed Utah really loves nipples.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2011 08:56AM by DNA.

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 09:07AM

If not, that Molly got around...

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Posted by: kimball ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 10:00AM

My brother-in-law grew up 10 miles or so west of Manti, and in full view of "The Nipple." Perkiest mountain I ever saw.

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Posted by: gannosu ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 10:09AM

Ah, yes, Mary's Nipple, East of Gunnison. I grew up near there in Fayette.

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Posted by: DNA ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 12:11PM

That was one of the ones that I knew of, and the other was in the south end of UT. County.

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Posted by: DNA ( )
Date: April 15, 2011 09:41AM

I just had a thought that I hope isn't correct. What if Molly is a cow!

I hope Molly was a totally hot woman, not a cow.

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Posted by: snb ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 10:06AM


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Posted by: jpt ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 10:23AM

Having the geologic formations that Utah has, (Zion, Bryce, et al), I've noticed a lot of nipple-ish rock formations. So actually, kudos to the people who've were willing to "call it as they see it."

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Posted by: elee ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 10:29AM


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Posted by: Richard the Bad ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 10:42AM

There is another Molly's Nipple in the Nucla/Norwood Colorado area.

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Posted by: Richard the Bad ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 10:17AM

in Oregon sits on the Columbia River. The rock formation was originally named "Cock Rock" by Lewis and Clark. But somebody decided that back in the day, when they said "cock" they really meant "rooster". No they didn't. Anybody who has seen it knows it doesn't look anything like a chicken. (Maybe a choking one, but not an actual one)

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Posted by: April ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 12:12PM

I didn't know that, and I have been to Rooster rock many times. Thanks for the history lesson. With the nudest beach right close, I think changing it back to Cock Rock would be good for business.

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 12:22PM

They converge near the pass, just before you begin the long, slow descent into Las Vegas.

I mentioned these two mountain ranges to my now-deceased FIL a few years back. He chuckled and said, "Yeah, it figures. Mormons just can't leave a virgin alone."

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Posted by: Heathjh ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 12:41PM

Beaverdick park just outside of Rexburg. We used to call it BeaverRichard park.

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Posted by: OnceMore ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 12:44PM

There's a "Squaw Tit" in Idaho's Lost River Range. It's fairly close to the mormon pioneer towns of May and Patterson.

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Posted by: foggy ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 01:13PM


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Posted by: hello ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 04:59AM

cackle!

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 01:20PM

There is a Mary's Nipple in Targhee Nat. Forest. That Nat. Forest covers several states; don't remember which one the peak is in. Lived in area 45 years ago. As I recall it used to be designated "St. Mary's Nipple" but Geographic Survey dropped the "Saint" part. Unlike the Mormon Church the old topo maps were not collected, burned, and replaced with updated ones.

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Posted by: Mnemonic ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 01:26PM

I've hiked to the top of Mollies Nipple on the south end of Utah County a couple of times. It's a rough hike but the view is absolutely incredible when you get there.

Mollies Nipple is located at N40.00414 W111.72134 and an elevation of 6276 feet. From the West, the hike is about 0.6 miles (as the crow flies) and you rise 1355 feet. The "trail" is probably just over a mile. The route I thought was easiest was to go up Picayune Canyon just East of Spring Lake ( N40.00131 W111.73576 ). It takes you up behind Mollies Nipple but when you get on top you can cross over to Mollies Nipple with little difficulty. There aren't a lot of trails up there so if you're not careful, you can find yourself bushwhacking in the scrub oak.



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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: April 13, 2011 01:57PM


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Posted by: vasalissasdoll ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 12:06AM

Don't think that'll happen too often.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 03:50AM

Did the Morg ban bullet bras back in the day or were women allowed to wear them? I don't do the entire retro 1950's cat eye glasses bit a'la Dita von Teese but I do like them with a skirt and a sweater--it's a classic look.

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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 09:07AM

Does she have a sister????

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Posted by: vivo ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 10:47AM

Well then I must be a regular nature lover!

I love the nipples and the mountains and the forests and the valleys... ;-)

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Posted by: fallible ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 10:55AM


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Posted by: RPackham ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 11:03AM

There's a Molly's Nipple a few miles south of Blackfoot, Idaho, just off the highway. A friend and I hiked up there to fulfill a Boy Scout hiking requirement.

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Posted by: mav ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 11:34AM


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Posted by: brian-the-christ ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 11:41AM

...where they have conference rooms named "Teton Room."

It's always been fun for me to explain what the word means. Mormons generally can't believe it. I think stupid runs deep among them.

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Posted by: carbonbiskit ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 11:45AM

Translation from French to English; Teton / nipple.

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Posted by: mav ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 12:36PM


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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: April 15, 2011 09:56AM


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Posted by: DNA ( )
Date: April 15, 2011 10:53AM

Posted in the wrong spot this morning, so I'm bringing it down here.

I just had a thought that I hope isn't correct. What if Molly is a cow!

I hope Molly was a totally hot woman, not a cow. Any thoughts?

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Posted by: Truthseeker ( )
Date: April 15, 2011 11:05AM

I never thought I would ever have anything in common with utard.

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Posted by: helemon ( )
Date: April 15, 2011 11:10AM


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