Posted by:
lvskeptic
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Date: August 03, 2015 02:01PM
Stray Mutt Wrote:
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> Well...
>
> First you get down on your knees
> Fiddle with your rosaries
> Bow your head with great respect
> And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
>
> Do what every steps you want if
> You have cleared them with the pontiff
> Everybody say his own kyrie eleison
> Doin' the Vatican Rag
>
> Get in line in that processional
> Step into that small confessional
> There the guy who's got religion'll
> Tell you if your sin's original
>
> If it is, try playin' it safer
> Drink the wine and chew the wafer
> Two, four, six, eight
> Time to transubstantiate
>
> So get down upon your knees
> Fiddle with your rosaries
> Bow your head with great respect
> And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
>
> Make a cross on your abdomen
> When in Rome do like a Roman
> Ave Maria, gee it's good to see ya
> Gettin' ecstatic and sorta dramatic and
> Doin' the Vatican Rag
>
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvhYqeGp_DoI was always a big fan of Tom Lehrer. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park was also a big favorite of mine.