Sodomy named after Sodom (and Gomorrah)? Any others?
Here are some suggestions for Latter-Day Sin Cities:
10. Palmyragony (Pal-my-RAH-jenny) (Missionaries were dispatched two by two around the world to inflict palmyragony on anyone too gullible to tell them to go to hell.)
9. Kirtlanding (The bank's investors suddenly found themselves kirtlanded with pockets emptied.)
8. Nauvoodoo (Several of the town's cutest females discovered their virginity had been nauvoodooed away by a charismatic toolsmith.)
7. Councilbluffed (It wasn't long before hundreds of trusting dupes had been councilbluffed into attempting a plains crossing in the dead of winter powered by green-oak handcarts and temporarily thawed children.)
6. Mountainmeadowed (If God ever answers The Brethren's fervent prayers, all of the Mormon gays (and all gays everywhere) would be instantly mountainmeadowed.)
5. (My brain is tired. Someone please take it from here ... )
Smyrna was a Greek maiden who became infatuated with her father, got him wasted to have sex with her and became pregnant. When her father found out, he chased after her with an axe. She prayed to Aphrodite who changed her into a Myrrh tree, which her father chopped open to discover their child, Adonis.
Itzpapalotl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Smyrna, TN. > > Smyrna was a Greek maiden who became infatuated > with her father, got him wasted to have sex with > her and became pregnant. When her father found > out, he chased after her with an axe. She prayed > to Aphrodite who changed her into a Myrrh tree, > which her father chopped open to discover their > child, Adonis.
As a current resident of Smyrna, TN, I can tell you we have moved on. We seldom talk about old news, and we encourage residents to focus on our bright and cheery future. We're now known for great barbecue and home of a huge Nissan plant.
I nearly got carthaged about a year ago, except I was 51, and none of the bullets hit me.
I am guilty of having engaged in rexburguery until about the age of 30, when I finally grew out of it.
And yes, I would provo from time to time, and regret it later. I did it in a very secretive way, and always compensated for it by compulsively exercising, or fasting.
The city of Zarahemla was destroyed so completely that no one even knows where it was. There can be only possible one reason for that. The sin that angers God far more than murder, rape, and torture. The sin that dares not speak its shameful name...
That town in Newfoundland may be called 'Dildo', but Raymond, AB is Canada's truly official 'dildo'. What's the town logo say? "Home of the first Dildo Stampede" or something?
Is using a dildo truly a sin? To paraphrase our lord, He or she who has never inserted a foreign object into a bodily orifice, let them cast the first dildo...
It's Old Testament style vigilante justice for the enemies of God. Kill them all, down to the 3 yr olds, and blame an elusive third party. Then try to keep any other parties from bringing justice to the supposedly guilty 3rd party. Take all the spoils for yourself. All in the name of God.
Nauvoodejavu: 1. Code word used jokingly by Joseph Smith as he described his marriages to underaged girls and wives of other men. "It was so much fun that I just had to keep 'doing them' over and over again." 2. The act of pulling up stakes suddenly and relocating multiple times as a result of offending and irritating one's neighbors to the point that they may kill you.
Joseph Smith married at least 34 women, 11 of whom were married to other men, 7 of whom were teenagers as young as 14 (when Joseph was 37), at least one mother/daughter pair, his own foster children, and maids in his household
Carthaged: Dying unexpectedly in a drive by shooting at the age of thirty eight.
Provoed. To binge out on sweets and ice cream on a weekend night. "I totally Provoed out on a five gallon container of Ben an jerry's last Saturday"
rexburgury . a very minor inconsequential sin. "My bishop denied me a recommend due to rexburgury when I was reported for wearing my pants rolled up too high. The sight of my nether public hairs caused several young women to loose their chastity."
Nephile: Any horny elder or sister missionary who becomes aroused at the rare site of a naked left or right knee exposed by the accidental up-slippage of the holy temple garment. A more extreme perversion is the arousal at the sight of an elder's wee-knee exposed at a urinal in the temple mens' room.
Stain George: City in Southern Utah famous for hundred of couples dry humping each other at the base of the red cliffs on weekend evenings.
Bountifullofit: City in Utah renown for its self-righteousness upper crust neighborhood "Recommend Ridge" which is home of Apostle Henry Eyring.
Treemountem: City in Northern Utah famous for summer time Mormon Pageant "Be Fruitful and Multiply" where Adam makes love to Eve and endless other virgins among the lakes, streams, flowers, vines and trees in the Garden of Eden.
Bark City: Famous for the 2002 Winter Olympics and summer home of Mitt and Ann Romney and more noted for having the highest ratio of dogs and lowest ratio of children per household on the planet. Considered to the the polar opposite of Provo, Utah noted for having the highest ratio of children and lowest ratio of dogs per household,
Blufftale: City south of Salt Lake at the Point of the Mountain infamous for highest ratio of wives per household - thirteen to one. City Mayor, Paul E. Gamy, continues to bluff the authorities testifying that he and all other men in the community do NOT practice plural wifery.
American Fook: Utah town north of Provo known as the last residence of Kung Fu Follett, who was made famous by Joseph Smith who euologized Mr. Follett by renaming the Danites, the Foo Fighters in this honor.
Pleasant Groove: Utah town famous for Mormon men plowing their polygamous wives all night after plowing their farm fields all day. Sister city to Mona Grona, north of Nephi Utah where a new city ordinance was recently passed requiring residents to keep their bedroom windows closed so as to prevent noise pollution at night during procreative activities.
Beaver: Central Utah village made "furmous" as the "Let's get away!" from Apostle Russel M Nelson retreat of Sheri "She Devil" Dew and "Wild" Wendy Watson. Secret password, sign and token required to enter the village is "Leave it to Beaver."
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The gateway to Fillmore-Beaver should be a giant, billowing garment crotch suspended across the road that you have to drive through to enter the city, after stopping to knock three times on the gate frame.
I finally grew out of rexburgury at about the age of 30.
I've done my share of provoing, usually on the sly - sneaking some ice cream and Butterfinger bars. Then I would compensate for it by compulsively exercising and skipping meals.
I nearly got carthaged about a year ago. Except I'm 52, and none of the bullets hit me.
There. I have confessed, and I feel relieved, for now.
To draper | verb | 1. to engage in antisocial, meaningless and/or annoying activities, out of sheer boredom for extended periods of time, such as for hours or days. "The boys drapered around for the next three days, playing Resident Evil 4, teasing prairie dogs, watching VH1, or throwing eggs at passing cars."
Drapery | noun | ... 6. the action and effect of engaging in anti-social, meaningless, and/or annoying activities, out of sheer boredom for extended periods of time, such as for days or weeks. "Any person or persons found to be publicly engaging in drapery are subject to a fine of up to $3000 dollars."
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Well... there's a small village in Austria its called Fuck ing ... We have villages called Hoelle (Hell) or Schuld (guilt) Killer, Petting, Moesendorf (cu. ntvillage) and Tittendorf (Bo.obvillage) in Germany - just to name a few...
My cousin and his family lived in a place in south carolina called "Sugar Tit." He said it was embarrassing to tell girls he would meet about where he lived. One time he and his family were in a restaurant elsewhere when an old friend passed by our table and yelled out, "Hi, _____ !How are things in Sugar Tit?" Fun times.