Some former Mormons have been busy.

http://fusion.net/story/166513/mormon-lds-porn-sex/

<<Sister Rose opens the front door of her home. In the doorway stands a handsome young man in a white button-down shirt and paisley tie, with a more-than-suggestive look on his face. After she invites him in, he sits down on her bed.>>

<<“So I hear you like elders,” he says to the older, married woman.>>

<<“Where did you hear that from?” she asks (knowing exactly where).>>

<<“My companion was feeling really guilty and told me all about it. You both could get in a lot of trouble for this—unless you let me in on the action,” he warns. Sister Rose barely hesitates before, well, letting him in on the action. She seductively peels off her patterned dress, but something is amiss. She’s wearing what appears to be pajamas under her dress—a white tee and fitted shorts. She then removes his clothes, and the young man is wearing the same tee and shorts set.

<<Well, obviously they’re wearing white undergarments—they’re Mormons! Or, their characters are Mormons. This is a scene from the hyper-niche genre of Mormon-themed porn, and for the actress who goes by Maxine Holloway—known to Mormon porn fans as Sister Rose, and even better as the Mormon MILF—it’s a fantasy come true.>>

Well if there's a market for it.....

The other day on one of those I "stumbled" upon a porno with two sister missionaries. Garments, nametags,long skirts and sweater vests. Someone did their research. O_o

brb ~ lost chubby

thanks for nothing stray mutt

I checked both sites out (so you don't have to?)

Real garments with marks, although they're not worn in some scenes, presumably for 'convenience'. The temple robe sash looked real, too. Didn't see any baker's hats or aprons, although they might get there eventually - there are temple storylines on both sites. The elders' ties were a little loud, and the bishop has facial hair, but otherwise they're making an effort on the details. There's even a "blog" with old ads from the New Era and a link to some poor TBM's site about her postmarital intimacy issues.

But the best part is the "Tithing" link at the bottom of the women's site:

>As a member of (website), we invite you to show your faith and make a generous offering from your heart. These funds allow us to carry on our important work throughout the world.

(image of a stack of nine dimes, with one dime beside it)

>The Lord’s people have always paid tithes and offerings. The word “tithing” actually means one-tenth, because anciently Israel set aside a tenth of their income for the Lord. In the modern church, members still pay a tenth of their income as a sign of their devotion.

>It is necessary to pay a full tithe to be worthy to attend the temple and receive all the ordinances that will allow you to enter the celestial kingdom. Paying a tithe brings not only peace of mind, but also temporal blessings. When we pay our tithing, we demonstrate to the Lord that we put his kingdom before our own selfish desires.

Then there's a big pink "Pay Your Tithing" button that's the credit card membership link, followed by D&C 119:1-4.

I'm not kidding - I really did laugh so hard I scared the cats.

I love that!

Mormon boyz had a disclaimer that said:

"If you like to meet with Mormon Missionaries in the privacy of your own home, request a missionary visit at mormon dotorg /missionaries"

This is just perverted in the extreme. And I thought midget porn was bad...

Sister Rose? I think "Joyce McKinney" would be a better name.

Now, seriously -- can *anyone* make garmies sexy?
Really???!!!

I'm trying so hard not to go look at this. It's a curiosity killed the cat sort of thing. I gotta say, the girl-on-girl is just like catnip. Saints preserve us! ;)

I won't lie, I'm into porn and I've watched some Mormon-themed porn before. I'm a total atheist but there's just something delightfully twisted about "blasphemous" porn. It's like why nuns are a fairly popular theme. It's the "forbidden fruit" aspect, makes it a bit more exciting; taking something others hold sacred and totally perverting it.

I believe most of the male human population masturbates naturally whether they admit it or not (and most of the Morg-enslaved males would rather die than admit it). I bet this "niche" is very popular among those hypocrites, as well as ex-mormons like me.

Here is the huge misconception.. Women also masturbate..(scream from the audience). Even LDS women..gasp! They don't get thrown into interrogation like men do. Crazy right? If it helps, masturbation has been linked to healthy prostates. It's like gas, get rid of it..

Emmabiteback Wrote:
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> It's like gas, get rid of it..


A friend one said that everything that leaves our bodies, except blood, makes us feel better.

Yes, LOL..this is true..