Posted by:
munchybotaz
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Date: April 07, 2011 02:24AM
My mom called me today--at an airport, to tell me my (3 years younger, not overweight) brother had a mild heart attack. He's OK now and going to have some stents put in, so this is not the problem. I appreciated the call.
BUT THEN, Munchymomom proceeded to tell me she had gotten a little bit of money and sent some of it to me and Brobotaz, and I am to use it for what she wants me to use it for and not argue or make fun. Big introduction, because she knows it's going to be a problem.
Cue the fear-based, fundamentally racist apocalyptic B.S. She wants me to get some food storage. Things are about to get really bad here (she's been saying this for like 10 years--used to be because Prezident Hinckley sedso), and I should take this money and buy canned goods.
I reminded her I still have several cases of canned goods that she sent me, then switched to uh-huh mode until she finished going on about the evil, eevil people in the world. *This* money is going to make her feel better. She kept saying "this money."
"Are you going to tell me how much?" I finally asked.
Ten dollars! My mother is going to sleep better knowing I have half a dozen cans of soup or something.
What should I get?