Yes, but because it's Heaven, it come out Chocolate Milk!

It has to be white, delightsome, and pure chocolate milk.

My first thought was that it would be steam, not milk, since the babies are spirit babies. Then I thought, but the mothers are flesh and blood because they have been resurrected, so their bodies would produce milk. And, how does a flesh and bone mother make a spirit baby. Or are the spirit mother's spirits and how does that work if Heavenly Father is flesh and blood. This gets really complicated. And this confused me greatly until I remembered the answer:

God works in mysterious ways! It's all magic and no master magician reveals how his tricks are done. No need to worry your little head about any of it. Everything will be revealed in the hereafter.



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She probably lactates meat not milk.

Do they wear their bras inside their garments or out?

Do they work outside their planet ?

It's a topic worth playing with.

If they do lactate, and the spirit babies can drink it. What does their pooh look like.
I would hate to have to change diapers for eternity

In a related question, if according to LDS doctrine, men and women

are such specialized God creations with roles unique to their

sexes, what is the LDS answer to why men have nipples?

God knew The Holy Garment would require chest marks and God likes to square the circle.

Oh, you guys are just asking too many of the eternal mysteries that we are not yet ready for understanding. Are these things we need to know to progress towards the CK? If they are then God will let His prophet know and we will then be enlightened at the next General Conference. Maybe in October we will get these answers.

Wow... you are so mixed up. Don't you remember that spirit beings do not have blood in their vein. No blood, no other stuff. Use your brain! :-)

Well, if you are correct SQ1, then that would mean that women of

the Great Harem wouldn't really even need boobs as "currently

constituted"...I want nothing to do with such a heaven.

flanders Wrote:
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> Well, if you are correct SQ1, then that would mean
> that women of
> the Great Harem wouldn't really even need boobs as
> "currently
> constituted"...I want nothing to do with such a
> heaven.

Without boobs, it *can't* be "heaven." It just can't.

flanders Wrote:
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> Well, if you are correct SQ1, then that would mean
> that women of
>
> the Great Harem wouldn't really even need boobs as
> "currently
>
> constituted"...I want nothing to do with such a
> heaven.


That's oK. Create your own afterlife. It's as valid as anything else! :-)

Even worse (cause I don't really care about this issue), if nobody has to eat then there won't be any asses in heaven-at least not as they are now. What will all of us gay guys do?

Other human holes have gases escaping them that can be utilized by the holy penishood.

The word of god is spiritual nourishment, so perhaps celestial boobs work like some sort of transmitter of elohim's daily devotional or they emit his stream of consciousness (but only when sucked on).

I've also wondered about what perfect poop will be like. Since no unclean thing can enter the kingdom of god, I figure perfect poop somehow never leaves a mess and is likely odorless or perhaps perfumed. Perfect could have meant perfectly smelly, by the way, but that would likely violate the cleanliness rule. Also, I would expect there is never any irregularity.

Are the microbes that inhabit the digestive tract of celestial beings immortal?

Celestialized microbes. Not a hair of the head or bacillus of the bosom shall be lost.

Just exactly how epic is a Celestial Orgasm?

And who is in charge of calibrating a 'mature' ejacultion?

its like that giant breast in the woody allen movie, "Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask"