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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 02:57PM
Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

elderolddog's comment in a recent thread about Jesus' sperm having wings not only made me laugh but inspired this blasphemous creation. I'm anxious to see if you see what I see in this image?

http://salamandersociety.com/slamtoons/celestial/2015/index.html

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 02:58PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

funny stuff !

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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 03:53PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

All I could think of was: Come come ye saints, no toil nor labor fear, but with joy wend your way. Gird up your loins fresh courage take...

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 04:05PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

Haploid Boyd & Company

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Posted by: Charlie ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 04:10PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

Brigham Young: Great Circle Jerk Guys

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 04:11PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

How do all those sperm know which way to swim ?

Do they have celestial navigation or something ?

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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 05:42PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> How do all those sperm know which way to swim ?
>
> Do they have celestial navigation or something ?

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Well, they're male, so it's not like they'd stop and ask for directions, right??

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Posted by: anonyone ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 05:59PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

"Guys! Cast your seed to the ground, not, cast your seed all around! ...jeesh."

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Posted by: bearlaker ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 06:19PM
Great work as usual! (n/t)


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Posted by: beyondashadow ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 06:42PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

There should be only ONE sperm swimming towards EGGS without number.

The outcome of the slamtoon will be that the sperm dickheads will all kill each other ... then a surviving Lamanite sperm will show up and get the job done.

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Posted by: Python fan ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 06:58PM
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"Every sperm is sacred..."

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Posted by: beyondashadow ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 07:12PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/24/2015 07:37PM by beyondashadow.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 07:16PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

It would have to be in a vagina to be sinless.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 07:15PM
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Easy come, easy go back to Kolob.

I'm A Quack/Hack Conception

Pre-ejaculated Destination

Reincarnalation

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 07:19PM
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What it will be like in The Celestial Womb.

http://www.moroni10.com/Jesus_and_His_prophets.jpg

https://prophetpaintings.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/potp-rec-lrg.jpg

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,210685,210687

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Posted by: Senoritalamanita ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 07:33PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

Ancient dinosaur "eggs" discovered in Salt Lake City.

A Mormon Cluster-Fuck.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/24/2015 07:38PM by Senoritalamanita.

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Posted by: Slumbering Minstrel ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 08:52PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

Rated PG? Darn.

Ok, I stole this from despair,inc but it works--sort of

Title: Quality
Caption : The race for quality has no finish line-so technically, it's more like a death march.

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Posted by: jiminycricket ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 09:15PM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

“The Great Race” ― Celestial Style.

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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: May 25, 2015 10:08AM
Re: Slamtoon rated PG - please help with captions

Boyd mutters: "I knew there was a good reason I don't like oral sex..."

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