1. Mormons need more willing victims
Who have temple worker's zeal.
Come, work more good work like a drone;
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel.

[Chorus]
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel; pray along,
Sucker marks with heartsell and a song,
We all have quirks; lets adore jerks.
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel.

2. The Church has need of Benjamins,
And wallets from which they steal.
The cash for malls is here for them;
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel..

3. They don't stand gays marry-ee-ing;
Their fight with sin is real.
It takes long and needs donations;
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel.

4. Then clean and pray and pay and obey
With all their demands you reel.
Push ev'ry worthy member along;
Build a shelf, bow, and, kneel.

That is awesome! It took me a while to catch the tune - I haven't sung that song in about 14 years:-)

da, da, dah un, da, da, da, daah, daah ah.

I do not kneel on my bionic knees (I treat them like the precious gifts that they are)...and I do not pray and I sure as f*k don't obey....and I'm so proud of that.

RB

ps: alsmost forgot....my back is too friggin' sore to bow



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/22/2015 01:00PM by Lethbridge Reprobate.

Thanks for the laugh!

I loved that you added "clean" to "pray and obey." It's priceless!

I meant, "clean and pay and pray and obey."

Now I'll be humming this all evening.