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Posted by: southern idaho inactive ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 12:27PM

President Uchtdorf shares advice with young single adults in California

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865627631/Advice-for-young-single-adults.html

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 12:33PM

And the advice is avoid porn.

Wow! God is really into porn fighting.

It is like the ghost of Ted Bundy is haunting them and telling them that SWK was right about porn being the gateway to selling your soul to The Devil.

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Posted by: southern idaho inactive ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 05:36PM

As if porn is the least of God's worries about this planet's problems!!!

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 12:54PM

I liked the part where he dispensed useful wisdom. Oh wait...

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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 01:07PM

They did double duty in that photo op. A black child in a wheelchair. He couldn't pass up the opportunity to be condescending.

As to what he had to say, Yawn. Same shit different day. You'd think those poor kids are getting sick and tired of te adults yakking away about the adults problems. I always wonder how many kids go home and google the word porn. They want to know what it is, and why the adults are in such a tizzy. They find out, and now you have another mormon kids looking at porn online. Mormon leaders are so dense.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 01:10PM

madalice Wrote:
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> Mormon
> leaders are so dense.

And insulated. They have to borrow other people's problems for their faith promotion. I guess Dieter used his own experiences with this one but only in analogy.

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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 01:09PM

Nothing every changes. It's the same thing day in and day out like everyone needs to be told over and over:

"President Dieter F. Uchtdorf has simple, straightforward advice for young single adults: Keep the commandments, trust the Lord, and serve God and your fellowman."

What? Nobody remembers that advice? And avoid porn like it's a bad storm...
They never heard of it before? That's all there is?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/04/2015 01:10PM by SusieQ#1.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 01:17PM

SusieQ#1 Wrote:
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> What? Nobody remembers that advice? And avoid
> porn like it's a bad storm...
> They never heard of it before? That's all there
> is?

"Revelation" is in short supply, so they have to recycle old material :)

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Posted by: caedmon ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 02:50PM

More obey, obey, obey.

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Posted by: shodanrob ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 02:53PM

What is this porn you speak of? :)

" Search for spiritually uplifting activities"

Like hanging out at the beach with my family and having a cookout.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/04/2015 02:57PM by shodanrob.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 03:11PM

Why is he referred to President here in this article?

Did Monson die already, and Uchtdorf his replacement?

I was under the impression that title of president is only conferred to the profit, sear, and revelor.

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Posted by: ASteve ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 03:22PM

Nope, all the members of the first presidency and the president of the quorum of the 12 are properly referred to as President so and so.

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Posted by: ASteve ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 03:23PM

And all 15 of them are prophets seers and revileinators

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Posted by: Historischer ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 06:16PM

And even when he was merely ACTING president of the Quorum of Twelve Apostles, Packer would bitterly resent being called "Elder" Packer.

The purpose of the unwritten order of the priesthood is to give men like Packer something to know, that no one else knows, that they can despise other people for not knowing.

No thanks.

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Posted by: shodanrob ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 03:26PM

I need to know where Dieter goes to get that awesome tan.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 04:00PM

It's possibly fake, or he likes to golf.

Many high profile people get make up tans. To give them that outdoorsy look for the cameras.

He wants to keep his "glow" for as long as possible to give the appearance of youth and life to the geriatric club.

:)

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Posted by: shodanrob ( )
Date: May 04, 2015 04:02PM

Pretty sure it's fake. Too orange. Must have gotten the idea from the Jersey Shore TV series

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