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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 03:56PM
Announcement: I am getting married!

It was a big surprised to me when Gary, my true love, popped the question. We have only known each other for 6 weeks, but we feel certain we are doing the right thing. I really think Gary is THE ONE!

The wedding will take place at the Exmormon conference in October. All are invited.

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Posted by: Darksparks ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 04:03PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Hopefully this is not April 1st. Congratulations wcg.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 04:05PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

So weddings are actually performed at the Exmormon conference?

Me thinks this is someone's April foolin. But in event it's not, then Mazel Tov!

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 04:09PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

NOTICE: Weddings performed at the Exmormon Conference are only valid for the duration of the Exmormon Conference.


Rev. Ziller

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Posted by: Ex-Sister Sinful Shoulders ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 04:14PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Is there a sign-up sheet for weekend marriages/honeymoons?

Congrats WCG, if you are serious. 6 weeks is rather terrifying, but everyone has their own drum beat.

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Posted by: Heidi GWOTR ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 04:27PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

How wonderful! Every best wishes!!!

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Posted by: ladell ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 04:35PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Congratulations. Remenber to stay chaste, Satan will try to lead you astray before the ceremony

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Posted by: somnambulist ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 04:43PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Not Gary!

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 05:35PM
That's what I call huge! Good wishes to you both. (n/t)


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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 05:37PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Best wishes to both of you!!!

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Posted by: Breeze ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 05:59PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Now, the 6-week thing would have had me fooled, if you were still a Mormon.

If you really are from Wine Country, Utah would be the last place you would choose for a wedding and/or honeymoon.

Great April Fool's joke, WCG!

(I hope Gary is a real person, though!)

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 06:08PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Vintage wine country girl. You sucked me in. Kudos!

6 weeks, eh?

Good wine takes a lot longer than that you know.

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 07:45PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

If you guessed April Fools you were right! If you thought I was serious, check the temperature in hell first, because it would have to freeze over before I'd get married again, let alone after knowing someone for 6 weeks.

P.S. My cat's name is Gary.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/01/2015 07:46PM by wine country girl.

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Posted by: ASteve ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 08:34PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

I'm glad Gary is your cat. Since Gary is also a cartoon character on sponge bob square pants and that was a bit disconcerting.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 02, 2015 12:16PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

wine country girl Wrote:
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> P.S. My cat's name is Gary.

And he would make a better husband than the vast majority of "priesthood holders," no doubt :)

So what's for the wedding dinner -- Fancy Feast? :)

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: April 02, 2015 09:19PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

"If you thought I was serious, check the temperature in hell first, because it would have to freeze over before I'd get married again, let alone after knowing someone for 6 weeks."

Aw c'mon now, admit it: If Tom Selleck or George Clooney showed up at your door, you'd be all for marriage. :-)

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: April 04, 2015 04:02PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

randyj Wrote:
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> Aw c'mon now, admit it: If Tom Selleck or George
> Clooney showed up at your door, you'd be all for
> marriage. :-)

If Clooney showed up at my door, I'd be all in for something, but it wouldn't be marriage! ;^)

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Posted by: torturednevermo ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 07:55PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

I wondered when you said the six weeks thing. Hmmmm.
Is your cat hiding under the bed now? (Mommy?)
Good one.

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Posted by: lvskeptic ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 08:58PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

See what happens when you leave the "true" church? You starting dating farm animals...........sorry.........

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Posted by: Breeze ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 09:06PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Great joke! So--there is a Gary! Give him a hug for me!

I wasn't sure, but your getting married in Utard thing gave it away!

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 09:07PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Well, it was a happy thought nonetheless.

Gary still has you all to hisself....

A toast to health and happiness...cheers!

No April foolin'!

My co-hort is Raleigh. He's a Cairn. :P

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Posted by: Greyfort ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 09:16PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

I was fine for the first 22 words, but then I read "6 weeks" and went, "Oh." LOL

It's scary, but I know quite a few TBMs who did get engaged that quickly. Some even on their first date.

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Posted by: Jerry the Aspousetate ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 09:53PM
You got me. Please send back that $10,000 wedding gift check I mailed.

Pay Lay Alol

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: April 02, 2015 05:24AM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Wow WCG - you had me there!

Good thing I was late to the party (April 2nd).

Best wishes to you

Tom in Paris

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Posted by: breedumyung ( )
Date: April 02, 2015 05:35AM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

I was completely heart-broken!

WCG~ I think you are hawt!!!

~Breedum

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: April 02, 2015 05:41AM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Well, at least it can be said that Gary has plenty of virtues. He will never put his feet up on the table. He will not drop his underwear on the floor nor leave the toilet seat up. And he will never insist that you darken the door of a Mormon church! :)

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: April 02, 2015 07:01AM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

What's an exMo Recommend? A medical marijuana card?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 02, 2015 12:21PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

6 weeks is TOO LONG for most horny RMs! (IF they wait, ha ha)

+, I was disappointed on not being First in Line!


Happy Marriages / Partnerships & single lives to all!

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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: April 02, 2015 12:33PM
Re: Announcement: I am getting married!

Marry hairy Gary? Hari-Kari, rather.

I knew right away it was a 4/1 thing.

I've met Gary, and just loving some cool cat is not enough. You should talk to your bishop first (i.e., moi).

Bishop PK

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