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Posted by: Bite Me ( )
Date: April 01, 2015 11:12AM
First Presidency Letter to be Read This Sunday....

Excerpt from First Presidency Letter to be read in Sacrament Meetings this coming Sunday regarding the VOD & DVD release of Meet the Mormons....



My Dear Brothers and Sisters:

Corresponding with the release of the churches not so highly acclaimed 2014 documentary/infomercial, good and faithful Latter-Day Saints worldwide are instructed to offer the following words as they perform the newly constituted Proxy Viewing for the Living ordinance twice each week for the rest of their lives.....

"I (state your new name), watch this propaganda laden infomercial for and behalf of ________________, who is not Mormon, yet."

By performing the Proxy Viewing for the Living ordinance twice weekly, the members' minds will be numbed and their retinas burned out.

Sincerely,

The First Presidency
1. Thomas S. Monson
2. Henry B. Eyring
3. Dieder F. Uchtdorf
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