Posted by:
ziller
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Date: April 01, 2015 10:10AM
What once was a solemn holiday for the contemplation of the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ has now become a commercialized pagan fertility festival and another excuse for U. S. Americans to indulge in gluttony.
But now you can put Jesus back into Easter by placing an amazing edible icon in your children’s Easter basket !!!
Introducing “Sweet Jesus” - a life-like image of our Lord made with premium milk chocolate and filled with a delicious red berry fondant!
This edible Jesus is attached to a chocolate cross and comes complete with a chocolate crown of thorns.
The body of our Lord is anatomically correct, covered with a foil loincloth and features a detailed visage of abject agony on His face.
As your children enjoy eating the body of Christ, they will become more aware of the meaning of Easter.
Best of all “Sweet Jesus” is completely free !!!
You don’t have to send money, stamps or an S.A.S.E.
Simply mail a short note requesting “Sweet Jesus” with the address of your friends, family and co-workers to:
50 East North Temple Street, Salt Lake City, UT 84150
and in a few short days He will be delivered to you by personal representatives of the Easter Bunny™.
ziller