Just found this on the internet, so it must be true. People don't just make things up, especially where God is concerned:

Finally and in the wake of countless prayers of His followers The Lord, God the Almighty, the all knowing, all powerful, omnipresent, omniscient and omnipotent Creator of the Universe and the planet Earth, will show Himself to His faithful simultaneously in Rome, Jerusalem, Shanghai, Washington, New Delhi, Tokyo and Al-Qahira on April 11, 2015, at 11:11 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.

In the presence of 200,000 people and 333 radio- and TV technicians, He will direct Himself in the 444 major languages of the planet to mankind and He will abduct all earth-bound communication satellites to the effect.

All technicians present and all scientists, even the most godless ones, will confirm that such an event cannot be explained by science, nay that such a feat is impossible to achieve by technical means. So at long last all mankind will see, witness and confess that God exists.

It was after protracted deliberations with faithful
communication experts that the Lord decided to use modern means of communication to spread His message of Love. He had been saddened by the fact that the last round of communications with the help of burning bushes had been somewhat flawed because it had basically reached only Europe and the Americas while vast parts of Asia and the Middle East are still dominated by other religions and gods. We look forward to this event with great joy and gratitude.

Praise be The Lord.

Is the mahdi about to reveal himself? The previous prime minister of Iran claimed to have met him and also claimed he would reveal himself to the world 'soon'. ISIL is currently preparing 'the caliphate' from where he will base his rule.

Either that or someone who believes they are communicating with powerful entities wrote this.

I notice they have a triple 11, a triple 3 and a triple 4 in their statement: three trebles of numbers that allegedly occultists like (if you believe the hype).

Whoever wrote this needs a day job to concentrate on instead of writing this tripe.

Wouldn't it be funny if instead of Jesus showing up they have this massive reenactment of "The Exorcist" with everybody's heads spinning and spewing green pea soup!!

April fools !!!!

Oh well, I'm planning to repent on April 10, you know -- just in case.

anonuk Wrote:
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> Is the mahdi about to reveal himself? The
> previous prime minister of Iran claimed to have
> met him and also claimed he would reveal himself
> to the world 'soon'. ISIL is currently preparing
> 'the caliphate' from where he will base his rule.

Apparently Jesus is coming back to help ISIL kill everyone too. No, I am not making this up.... I think Mohamed dif though.

Will he tell the world the bom is untrue? Those tbms still would not get it.

can I go to Las Vegas and place a huge bet against this happening ?

I am sure you could, however I am sure the odds will be set so much in your favor, that you will not win much.

I can picture Monson's secretary telling him that there is good news and bad news. The good news is that christ has returned to earth. He has been seen by many and is on the phone wanting to talk to Tommy. Well.... what could possibly be the bad news? He's calling from the vatican, and it's a collect call.



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Finally... god will tell the world where I left my keys.

I hope he won't be revealing who he's caught masturbating lately.

Fruity McTooty Wrote:
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> I hope he won't be revealing who he's caught
> masturbating lately.

You've been reported.

Wow, 444 major languages? That's so cool! I wonder what they are!

Will that be ten o'clock central time?

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