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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: February 27, 2015 07:40PM
Charge your electronic devices while doing the big "M" (adult, obviously)

Oh yea, the LDS will love this one:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/27/wankband-masturbation-_n_6769506.html?utm_hp_ref=gay-voices



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/27/2015 07:41PM by MJ.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: February 27, 2015 07:54PM
Re: Charge your electronic devices while doing the big "M" (adult, obviously)

Ah--the power of the "laying on of hands."

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Posted by: evergreennotloggedin ( )
Date: February 28, 2015 03:10AM
Re: Charge your electronic devices while doing the big "M" (adult, obviously)

Now I know why they really needed sacred oil for the laying on of hands.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: February 28, 2015 12:48PM
Re: Charge your electronic devices while doing the big "M" (adult, obviously)

Cool, kill two birds with one stone!

Or is this a case of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing?

:)

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: February 28, 2015 02:56PM
Re: Charge your electronic devices while doing the big "M" (adult, obviously)

Apparently the Queen of England is going to get a special version made. http://giphy.com/gifs/british-queen-elizabeth-waving-5xtDarHUvpLNO2pHxXW

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Posted by: EXON46 ( )
Date: February 28, 2015 05:00PM
Re: Charge your electronic devices while doing the big "M" (adult, obviously)

Why wear one? how about 2 or even 4?
When does the belt model come out?

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: February 28, 2015 07:05PM
Re: Charge your electronic devices while doing the big "M" (adult, obviously)

Generating energy by wankering just may be the answer to eliminating carbon emissions. I, for one, am going to take the issue firmly in hand and see just how much energy can be produced! Keep smiling, Boner.

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Posted by: Phazer ( )
Date: February 28, 2015 08:20PM
Re: Charge your electronic devices while doing the big "M" (adult, obviously)

That is hilarious!

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Posted by: cupcakelicker (sober) ( )
Date: February 28, 2015 08:43PM
Re: Charge your electronic devices while doing the big "M" (adult, obviously)

Amusing idea, but I want to see the math. Generators aren't magic; this might be comparable to wearing a five pound wristband. People might have to make a proper hand-switching schedule to avoid becoming lopsided.

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