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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: January 14, 2018 02:21PM
Ueber-Mormon DW says uses sex toy word I didn't know she knew

So we were watching our son's dog for a week. DW noticed one of the dog's chew toys, and said, "That toy looks like a dildo." Maybe I haven't been giving her enough credit. Or maybe it was an bizzare reference to Dildo Newfoundland.*

*To capitalise on its funny name, Dildo, NFL, now has an annual event called Dildo Days. There's even mascot named "Captain Dildo," who doesn't look like you might expect. He looks instead like a fisherman.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: January 14, 2018 02:25PM
Re: Ueber-Mormon DW says uses sex toy word I didn't know she knew

I don't think you are supposed to say dildo here at RfM.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 14, 2018 02:26PM
Re: Ueber-Mormon DW says uses sex toy word I didn't know she knew

Dildo Daggins, The Shire, Middle Earth.

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: January 14, 2018 02:31PM
Re: Ueber-Mormon DW says uses sex toy word I didn't know she knew

Sometimes I wish the ring hadn’t come to me.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 14, 2018 02:40PM
Re: Ueber-Mormon DW says uses sex toy word I didn't know she knew

"Look! A hobo and a rabbit, making a hobbit!"

- - Bender B. Rodriguez

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Posted by: slowball ( )
Date: January 15, 2018 03:42AM
Re: Ueber-Mormon DW says uses sex toy word I didn't know she knew

Dang it, cludgie!


(DW) "That toy looks like a dildo."

(you) "What's a "dildo," dear?"


Oh, the fun you missed!

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Posted by: anonculus ( )
Date: January 15, 2018 12:25PM
Re: Ueber-Mormon DW says uses sex toy word I didn't know she knew

What's the plural of dildo? Dildi?

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