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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: January 27, 2015 03:47AM
When a prophet gets a boner...

Randyj's joke got me thinking--when a prophet gets a boner is he getting it as a man or a prophet? Does he need celestial Cialis or or is his calling and erection made sure by his office? Just wondering...

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Posted by: The Invisible Green Potato ( )
Date: January 27, 2015 05:31AM
Re: When a prophet gets a boner...

My interpretation of Abraham chapter 3 is that the higher up you go in the celestial kingdom, the higher you can get it up, until you come nigh unto god.

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Posted by: breedumyung ( )
Date: January 27, 2015 07:08AM
Re: When a prophet gets a boner...

It really depends on if he is 'endowed' ...

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Posted by: heberjgrunt ( )
Date: January 27, 2015 08:38AM
Re: When a prophet gets a boner...

In the last days, even the very erect will be deceived.

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Posted by: ladell ( )
Date: January 27, 2015 08:51AM
Re: When a prophet gets a boner...

Praise to the glans

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Posted by: generationofvipers ( )
Date: January 27, 2015 09:49AM
Re: When a prophet gets a boner...

In the heavens there will be no refractory period.

But in this mortal realm, a prophet is blessed with an iron rod if he, like Nephi, "will go and do [who] the lord has commanded."

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Posted by: lush ( )
Date: January 27, 2015 10:24AM
Re: When a prophet gets a boner...

I once heard you don't get boners in the telestial a terrestial kingdoms and of course in outer darkness your penis gets taken away. The celestial kingdom is where it's at, boners abound up there and you'll put it to good use pleasing all of your spiritual wives and what not. At least that's what I think I heard anyways.

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