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Date: May 22, 2017 09:28PM
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“It was a dark and stormy night . . . Ziller betook himself to whiskey and supplication to Jerry Garcia. . . .
“While Ziller was thus in the act of calling upon Jerry Garcia, Ziller discovered a light appearing in the room, which continued to increase until the room was lit up like Las Vegas, when immediately a personage appeared at the bedside, standing in the air, for her feet did not touch the floor.
“She had on a loose robe of most exquisite clearness. It was a clearness beyond anything earthly Ziller had ever seen; nor does Ziller believe that any earthly thing could be made to appear so exceedingly clear and see-through. Her hands were naked, and her arms also, a little above the wrists; so, also, were her feet naked, as were her legs, a little above the ankles. Her head and neck were also bare. Ziller could discover that she had no other clothing on but this robe, as it was open, so that Ziller could see into her bosom, yea even her boobs.
What Ziller means to say is that this chick was like damn near totally nekkid.
“Not only was her robe exceedingly see-through, but her whole person was glorious beyond description, and her countenance truly like smoking hot. The room was exceedingly hot, but not so very hot as immediately around her person. When Ziller first looked upon her, Ziller was freaked out; but Ziller played it ice cold.
“She called Ziller by name, and said unto Ziller that she was a messenger sent from the presence of Jerry Garcia to Ziller, and that her name was some stripper name; and that Jerry Garcia had a work for Ziller to do; and that the name Ziller should be had for good and evil at the Bedford, Texas Marriott Courtyard, or something.
“She said there was a book deposited in the night stand, written upon paper, giving some bull sh*t story of the former inhabitants of this continent, and other easily proven lies.
She also said that nothing important was contained in it, as it was delivered by a philandering money-hungry con-man to gullible dupes;
“Also, <redacted> in ancient or former times; and that Jerry Garcia had prepared them for that purpose.”
And Ziller lies not, Jerry Garcia bearing witness of it.
ziller
IN B 4 ~ repost