Posted by:
steve benson
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Date: November 07, 2013 08:56PM
Channel-surfing the BYU Channel (back in the day before I cancelled it out of sheer borecom), I came across Sister Sheri Dew introducing Merrill Bateman at a BYU Women's Conference in 1997.
She said, and I quote:
"President Bateman's list of accomplishments is as long as my leg and, as you can see, that's pretty long."
She paused, cleared her throat, raised an eyebrow slightly and smiled--but there was virtually no reaction from the audience.
For one thing, the audience couldn't even see Sister Dew's leg, since she was standing behind a podium and, moreover, what kind of kinky-kooky Mormon fantasy world does the pent-up Sister Dew live in, where she's imagining people gawking at her leg?
It was bizarre--and should have prompted a bishop's interview, on the spot.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/07/2013 08:56PM by steve benson.