Posted by:
SonOfLaban
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Date: March 17, 2017 04:19AM
Sugar-free condom dispensers
Retracting Plexiglass dome (operate only if full-tithe and Home Teaching visits are above 90%)
Hall and exterior Muzak during class breaks
Curriculum offering Inspired Version of Shariah Law
Calling and Election Made Sure Office
Cash Reward System for secretly reporting unbelievers
Moving sidewalks and escalators
Timers in all toilet stalls
Rename stadium after each win/loss (Blessed Bowl/Falter Field)
Bednar Fries (hollow, straight, crisp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh723ftNKFM