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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 04:30PM
Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

Here's one of mine...

Joseph Smith's Seer Stone Finally Lights Up Again In Church Vault With Daunting Message: Neener - Neener - Neener!!!

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: ericka ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 04:43PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

Emma Smiths tell all journal discovered by Exmormon.

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Posted by: kativicky ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 04:46PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

Temples world wide are being sold off to pay off debts after LDS goes bust.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 05:16PM
+1

Yard sale at the magic kingdom.

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Posted by: CantThinkOfAGoodScreenName ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 06:42PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

"Local Mormon Protests Excommunication after Encountering Bishop at Liquor Store"

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Posted by: Tall Man, Short Hair ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 07:20PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

"It's All Lies," says LDS President Thomas Monson as He Resigns His Post and Takes Greeter Job at WalMart"

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Posted by: memikeyounot ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 07:57PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

In reversal of the normal method used by the polygs, Marie Osmond is married to each of her brothers (and some of their sons). They are all just waiting for the right time to admit it.


(apologies to those here who might be related to them or employed by them)

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 08:27PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

Authentic journal from 1843 discovered, 'How I did It, by Jos. Smith, Jun.'

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 08:43PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

First Presidency admits that there are zero blessings for following the word of wisdom.

Church agrees to pay back every cent to members that was paid in the guise of tithing.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2017 08:46PM by messygoop.

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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 08:51PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

Church agrees to release financial statements at upcoming conference.

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Posted by: elderpopejoy ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 08:54PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

Immense hoard of unearthed Nephite coins certified bogus.
The fakes have been traced to gang run by a Utah prison inmate who claims no knowledge of such, or anything else.

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 09:21PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

"Dieter/Bednar Sex Tape Goes Viral"

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Posted by: cinda ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 09:24PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

I so need a like button for these!

"Mormon Church Loses Tax-exempt status with The IRS"

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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 09:52PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

"Church Buys Rare Early Mormon Historical Documents From Antiquities Dealer Mark Hofmann"

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 12, 2017 10:02PM
Re: Fake News...Create Your Best Headline You'd Like 2 See About Mormonism...

-FORMER HOMOSEXUAL LOVER SPEAKS FROM HIS DEATHBED AND OUTS BKP

-THOMAS S MONSON FATHERED 2 CHILDREN BY WIDOW HE HAD AFFAIR WITH IN 1966



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2017 10:03PM by Lethbridge Reprobate.

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