A husband went to a police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant : What is her height ?

Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

Sergeant : Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Color of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Color of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : yes.

Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP.

8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.…………….

At this point the husband started crying...

Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We’ll find your car. cid:7A9EE9DA-F870-4855-8D53-C0A97EB11FA5

Pay Lay Alol

A $900,000 armor-plated Audi

Would JS have anything less than the best? Then again, perhaps he would need a bus, you know, to carry all his wives!!

How about one of those GREAT double decker buses like they have in London? THAT would do the trick!!



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The wily dude would settle for nothing less than a stretch Chevrolet Cumorah with vanity tag "I heart beaver."

http://www.greaterthings.com/Humor/Mormon_SUV.htm

Chauffer driven, of course.

A school bus so he could pick up some wives from the junior high on the way home from his bar

Not sure of the make or model, but it will have a bumper sticker that reads, "If this baby's rockin', don't bother knockin'!"

One paid for by his poor followers.

A white panel van with no back windows. The kind my teenage and young adult daughters refer to as a "creeper van".

Shag carpet upholstery, killer sound system, HD video, functioning wet bar. Danites in the nondescript black Mercedes following.

I don't know the brand, but Joe surely would name it "The Mayflower" hoping that a lot of puritan females would come across in it!

a pimpmobile

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3647/3632069405_995ae84fd2.jpg



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He wouldn't be driving a car.

He would cruise in an ice cream truck and move the family around in a school bus.

A 15-passenger van?

Maybe a tour bus, with enough high-tech accessories to turn it into a first-class bachelor pad.

Actually, my money is on the Audi.

He might still be wearing the same suit.

https://www.lds.org/scriptures/bc/scriptures/bofm/2-ne/3/images/087-087-brother-joseph-full.jpg?download=true

Full Joe Smith shagging apparel.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ud4nWeAQ1qc8eed.jpg

Uncanny how similar the suits are.



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Based on his penis size, I would say a Hot Wheels car.

http://www.kollectobil.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2013-Chevrolet-Camaro-Hot-Wheels-Edition-2.jpg

Something pretentious. There are several choices.

Hummer. Enough said.

Yes, it would have to have enough room to get busy if little joe was feeling frisky

He'd be in a white creeper van...the type with no windows in the back, kind of non-descript, so he's not as noticeable as he cruises around trying to lure young girls into it.

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> He'd be in a white creeper van...the type with no
> windows in the back, kind of non-descript, so he's
> not as noticeable as he cruises around trying to
> lure young girls into it.


Undoubtedly with a big bag of snickers bars.

and a cute puppy

The Ocsar Meyer wiener mobile with a CTR c*ck ring.

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winner

I vote for the Audi. He would need the armor.

A large SUV that will hold many car seats and booster seats for his wives.

and heavy tinted glass so Emma couldn't see in.

One of these that is (in the photo link below) currently parked outside the Oakland Interstake Center at the Oakland, CA Temple ready to take away another bride.

https://www.google.com/maps/@37.810135,-122.1983566,3a,75y,205h,72.65t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sb8hgLxs94ogyReIpL-msQg!2e0

He wouldn't drive a car. He'd use a helicopter, private pad.

Or, considering he would be more than two hundred years old, he might like to drive a hearse, just to be prepared.

10-99

A Rolls Dunahill

That is a car that if you point it Dun-a-hill it Rolls

He'd be riding the sheriff's bus to and from jail.
What he got away with in the 1800's would have landed him in jail in modern times before he could have started screwing teenagers.