Posted by:
Elder Berry
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Date: February 04, 2016 07:49PM
Maybe Monson and his fellows of the royal priesthood society believe in outdated notions from the 19th Century like "like cures like."
"Mary Everest Boole's husband fell ill in 1864, after he had walked two miles in the drenching rain and then lectured wearing his wet clothes. He developed a severe cold and high fever. Mary put her husband to bed and - since she believed in the principle of analogies and like cures like - thought pouring buckets of water over him might help. Tragically, this made him worse; on 8 December 1864, he died of fever-induced pleural effusion."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Everest_BooleMonson and friends like soda so to cure them from the problems of drinking so much of it, they add more soda. Inspired sweet bubbles to the head to induce heavenly hunches and push all the pornful thoughts away!