Mormon-Moronicitus aka Mormon Madness (accute stages, uncurable, patients report psychotic episodes of seeing : angels named Moroni (note: Pronouned MORON first though), the existance of unreal golden plates, Men on the moon without protective suits who wear Quaker costumes, and a host of other delusional fantasies related to the Erickson Child stage).

Dr: Ganjautius Q. Cat. M.D. B.Sc. Havard.

Disease type: Unstoppable Plague\mental illness.

Physical form of Mormonitus: Orginal strain mind control bio-mutagens from space bees, from Kolob infected Joseph Smith, as he threw rocks at their hive, in Palmyra New York. Space Bees are led by some form of Leaders Queen beewoman, and King beeman. Possible genocidal invasion of imaginary world Kolob.

-airborne spores given by initial contact, such as spread by missionaries.

-Intervenis, through osmosis, as potential hosts are baptised in water concentrated with mormonitus viruses, or through the skin as potential hosts are hugged by a bunch infected Mormons (slang term for infected persons), feigning friendship.

-Virus bacterial form, on food commonly given to hosts, such as cookies, and ward dinners, the communion bread.

- Children born to infected parents, are carriers, but thankfully the infection have not spread to their brain. They have the ability to free themselves from the plague.

Symptoms: Mental retardation, Mutation, Zombification, mental disease.

Cures: no known cures.

Method of infection: Airborn from infected "Zombies", called Missionaries, or interveniously through body (baptism, for the dead in temple).

Threat to American health: DANGEROUS and Malegent Pathogen.

Programs of Containment: Closing door, or avoiding the numerous zombies, spraying lysol or other disinfectant in the faces of infected carriers (Home teachers, missionaries)

Visible ailments: none, Mormons (infected people), are extremely strong, healthy, and very very well bred, only their brains are defective.

Outbreak history: 19th Century plague, orginated in New York. first plague carrier, Joesph Smith, infected his clan family then infected the village of Palymra New York. which caused the infected to commit terrible crimes of vandalism and perscutions, extreme murderous violence mental illnesses,and ultimatly the murder of many fellow American citizens. At Meadows Mountain, an infamous Outbreak of a case of Joesph SmithBubonica. (Mormonitus)

The strain mutated in the minds of the infected, and created delusions in host carrier Joesph Smith, that he was the Prince of heaven, incharge of a heavenly army.

Latter the Mormons escaped to Utah. And all signs of the infection outbreak in the New York State vanished.

The diseased mutated to a more deadly strain in secondary host Brigham Young, who commited terrible acts of psycosis violence, such as the Meadows Mountain Massacre(notable that MMM syndrom, is a symptom of Modern Mormon Madness (where 21 century Mormons deny the massacre existed, despite physical archelogical evidence). Brigham Young created his own delusional country called Deserete (present Day Utah), or Zion.

Mormonism since then has spread to other countries, and has estimatly infected 40 million people world wide. It is a global pandemic. Luckily for humanity, Mormonism can't seem to exist outside the infection zone of Utah, Arizona, Southern Alberta, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, and Eastren California. For reasons unknown Mormonitus is contained in Southern States, despite many attempts of the virus to spread. We believe is the diet of Cayant peppers that immunes the bodies against the Mormonitus paracite. Further tests are needed.

As of 2006, The great plague of Mormonitus poses a serious health risk to America. It is commonly spread through sex, as a single Mormon (common term given to the unfortunate individuals), infects non-mormons through dating.

Under the influence of the Mormonitus brain virus; (at this stage the infection has spread to the brain, causing a new entity called a Saint, the brain is heavily covered in mormon parasites that control the brain), the mormon youth single encourages the infection of healthy non mormon youths, through the "sacrement", a ritual where a willing participant mildly infected through the airborn spores emmited through ritualistic discussions by Missionaries (lesser infected youths); partakes a more concentrated concentration of the Mormonitus spores, laced water, laced bread, occasional physical contacts only done to spread the disease further (ritual called love bombing). Lovebombing is discontinued after full infection of non-Mormons. (during baptism immersion into a pool of water infected with the Mormonitus bacteria), where the pathogen is introduced to a willing pro-bacteria body through intervenis.

These rituals creating new generations of Mormons. Mormonistus has also for the past 100 or so years mutated into a brain parasite that controls a healthy adult brain, by borrowing into the spine, like the Virus from Resident Evil. The virus then becomes conscious and parasitically-symbonises with the host. Creating a new entitity called a Saint.

American culture of freewill, democracy, and person expressions, are at risk, as these Saints, also have a strong desire to spread this virus.

Without hosts the virus dies, and thus this pandemic threat. Many countries where the Mormonitus infected Saints, have planned to create other outbreaks have failed due to geo-political conditions, such as economic ability of potential hosts to become infected (being immersed in larvae infected pool). In some places the Mormon virus has been extinct, except unhelpable members who have cure resistant Mormonitus spores, lodged in their brains. The core of the Utah population are infected with the resistant parasite.

Possible and known treatments:

-Soda pop, with more testing doctors will be able to confirm if the Mormontiuscotci bacterias are affected by the fizzy of simple soda pop.

-Ciggerates and Canabiss: although unhealthy to the health of a patient. CO2 or "Smoking them out" is known to nutrealize Mormon larvaes lodged in the spine and brain through nureal toxic stiumants.

-Alchole: again a nuraltoxin that destroys hard core Mormonitus spores.

-Loud rock music and happy rave music: mentally stimulates and create Crebral-Spinal fluids that disallows the brain to atrophy, making it resistant to the parasitical mormon bactriums. The vibrations also disrupts the Virus's connection and control with the PNS (phrehial Nervous System), of the host, and causes great pain and distress to infected Mormons. Mormons have been known to shreik at the high pitched voice of Bob Marley music and other ragae artists.

=Sex: Mentally stimilates mind.

-Dancing: stimilates blood, mind, lungs to resist invasion of magelegant virus.

-Intellectual stimulation: such as video games, thought provoking movies, debates, education, or comedy movies that causes happy brain vibes (example Aquamarine, She's the Man).

Excercises the mind. As the Crebral Cortex will be immune to the lower commands of the Amphibian brain or lower brain, which commands irrational beliefs like war, and racism, and xenophobia and coveting other men's wives in caveman primate lust, other undesireable animalistic behavior before the infection spreads to the Crebral cortex, and the mormon can rationalizing such terrible acts as blowing up offices to cover up lies as in the case of Mark Hoffman, a terminally infected Mormon, or again participants of the MMM incident.

Interacial exposure is an effective mental excercise of mental stimulation that prevents infection of the Cerebral Spinal Nervous system, or upper brain.

=Playing Majong and Zen meditation has caused a control of the Mormonitus outbreak in Hong Kong and Macau which has remained at 300 infected since the 70s. The Asian practice of Tea drinking also kills the Mormoitus bacteria.

=A non Asian Bias, Elo-rating approved games, and intellectual pass times, such as Chess, Warcraft, fantasy novel reading or writing, or LARPING, etc also stimulate the use and excercise of the Cerebral Muscles denying parasitical life sucking spores to embed into the brain. Peferably Sexual game explorations.

=Coffee is also a possible cure as is tea as a antiseptic of the mind numbing nural toxins of the latter stages of a Mormonitus infection.

=Loud Laughter, a excercise forbidden by knowing and adapted carriers of the Mormonitus (Leadership Mormons), excercises the Lung and cardio muscles. It is very very very very advisable to participate in humorous and laughter induced activities, (such as tickling when having sex). To increase blood flow, and assist in the transport of immune system organs, to increase bodily temperature to help errdicate Mormon parasite larvae and viruses. To deny The parasites haven in your body, to make life fun as you engage in a treatment of this terrible diease. And the psycho-spritual benifits of having fun is noted to make life enjoyable.


It is important for humanity to contain the spread of the Mormonitus outbreak. It costs on the American society: much money through a tapeworm effect called Thithes, causes grown adults to lose critical rational skills needed for a high tech 21 century American work force, and risks a family to become dependant on tax payer welfare if a Male host becomes sick, or injured beyond working.

Mormonitus and their effects on gender:

Women: completly lose their abilities they have gained through high school, and become zombies called Mormonitus-Molly-nomia. A sub-dease that affects adult women. Turning them into savage meanspirited antisocial mutants, or chronic depressives who are resistant to the benifits of Prozac, or their minds revert to the Eriskson post pre-teen level. (although a more pleasant version of molly-Mormon-molynomia, it is not benificial to the "Molly- Mormon", as she lives in magical world similar to Blanche DuBoirs a fictional character from Street Car Named Desire"), where they may develop Princess or Queen beliefs.

Males: turn into unstoppable supermutants who have access to guns, and who have murdered fellow uninfected Americans, as mentioned in the Mormonitus outbreak of the 1860s. Usually a Male would just turn into a harmless, but charismatic but controling leader called a Patriarch, and suffer dellusions of being a King or ruler of a planet.

This delusion of augemented power (caused by the virus causing excess secretion of the adrenal hormons such as Steriods, and other stimulating endocrine drugs). Mormon Males strenght are also augemented by the directive commanded by the symboniant Mormon in their brain, to live healthy lifestyles to nuture the symboniant Mormon.

Mormon males aspire to positions of faux leadership, and psudopower. And mostly are antisocial people, who frighten potential hosts, or children of infected parents. This works to help forward a cure. The Mormon symboiant works too well, and causes males to become overconfident in their augmented bodies and minds. As in the case of a Daniel Peterson, a Mormon symboiant who shoots his own foot, by frequently lieing and confident in his own abilities and delusions of psuedo strenght. To make himself look foolish, as the brain is deactivated and now the Mormon-Symboniant.

Mormonism therefore poses a great risk to 21 and beyond American society through: work and health. Such as the case study of the Mark Hoffman incident, where a man mutated into a super mutant who committed acts of terrorism.

Dr. Ganjatuis Q. Cat. M.D.



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It might be a bit old seeing I wrote this back in 2006, and the Mormonitus has clearly mutated strain, in the last 4 years. I have yet to address the Rabies variant

Mormonitus-Homophoborabies-retardica (a deadly disease where the infected, are not reconignizable of being a evolved civilzed HUMAN being, but a foaming ranting retarded, and sometimes homicidal (in the extreme cases of Russell Arthur Henderson, Aaron James McKinney, two early carriers of this disease, causing them the so called delusion of "Gay Panic", a rather convinent laspe of civilized evolved judgement, of homicidal impulses).MHR is a dangerous disease.


(where in some extreme cases, Mormonitus outbreaks have become Rabid homophobia, and addressing the victims of this growing strain of Rabies, the suicided teens).

The MHR Pandemic has become global, as this Global disease has spread to Uganda, where even more deadly rabies have spread to include delirium and homicidal insanity ("Eat Da Poo Poo" youtube video, where Rabid Ugandian preachers equate simile homosexuality = Cacophilia, and bestiality ), or Boyd K Packer's (a dying carrier of this disease, one of the orginal hosts), incoherent whispy voiced ramblings. Clearly shows that the advanced stages of the Moronitus disease advances dementia, and senility.

(in my updated report I will address how Mormonitus contributes to premature demential, senility, by denying the Cerebral Crotical Nutrients such "Brain Juice", and oxygen (as this disease when infected in the lungs greatly diminishes the quality of air to the brain), causing premature brain rot. (Clever mormon leaders who are immuned to this disease by evolutionary adaptation, (or younger leaders), use this knowledge and awareness of their physique to prey on unsuspecting elderly "Mormons" (degrogatory term atributed to carriers of this disease), as a weakened mind, caused by regular aging, among premature aging from this parasitical disease.)

- the effects of mormonitus, on our young population, and the negative influence this disease has on their dreams, and ambitions, as well as society's loss of a competent and talented workforce of artisans to perpeptuate culture, happiness. In extreme cases of infection, some Mormon youths lives are cut short again, through violence (from Rabies Mormon), accidents on missions where young Mormons might be exposed to even more parasitical diseases dangerous conditions....Murder, from insane Mormon Return Missionaries, the antics of Super Dell, and other crazy Mormons, Polygamy violence.

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And as videos from 2006 compared to contemporary videos of around 2009. shows the spread of this unstoppable pandemic, as it spreads across the globe....

A updated version will be posted soon.



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