Posted by:
anonski22
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Date: March 24, 2011 10:31AM
My heart goes out to Mormon women
The deeper and more TBM they are, the more dysfunctional they seem to be.
The most TBM, always fall into the following categories:
The Sheri Dew Immitators:
--These are the ones that talk and act the most like LDS Men, and Leaders.
It's the ultimate way of acting out.
--Your existence serves little purpose, so you try to mimick the behavior of those who do.
--They are the ones who always weilding the worthiness hammer over their poor husbands, and passive aggressively chide him for not having a "higher" calling
The Dreamers:
--These women believed the fanatasies that they were taught in YW, and dont understand why they didnt become real.
They tend to be emotionally troubled and keyed up on medication.
The Polly-Annas:
--A off shoot of The Dreamers.
They believe the fantasies that they have been taught, and damn it, they are going to make it happen.
These are the ones who are always perfect looking, perfect smiling, give the perfectly toned and cadenced testimonies.
They often are very attractive.
Passive-Aggressive to the core: If they are single, they are constantly setting up the poor guy they are dating, with worthiness tests.
If they are married, they are the ones with the polaroid picture looking family, but behind the scenes she is a walking disaster, her son is rebellious and hates being deacon, the daughter is a little tramp, and the husband wants to be at home as little as possible.
The Busy Bee's:
--Every second of every day is filled with PTA Meetings,Temple Service, Visiting Teaching, Neighborhood Welcome Wagon, Home Owner Association Meetings, and a million other activities.
--the busy bee HAS to keep moving. If she doesnt, she will have time to realize how utterly empty her life is, and have to load up on anti-depressents.
Mormonism does an unbelievable number on women.