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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 01:28PM

I found this on another board. It's a message the artist obviously extracted from participating in mormonism. In a reward based religion, it might be effective.

http://spilsburymortuary.com/comeuntome.htm

If, as a 70 year old male, I were asked to state which age I wanted my body to be after the resurrection, it would take me a while to decide and I'd probably change my mind even after I made the choice...

For humans, it's (hopefully) difficult to decide what age to be, given the trade offs that normally occur between body age and mind wisdom as we go about living.

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Posted by: rt ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 01:32PM

I'm guessing you don't have hemorrhoids or else you wouldn't be so ambivalent about the cut-off age...

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 01:39PM

Mexicans don't get heartburn, hemorrhoids, ingrown toenails, psoriasis or the common cold. We try not to flaunt it, but you forced it out of me.

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 08:31PM

That's because you Meskins are on a steady diet of tequila, guava juice, and fried spiced grasshoppers. Oh! And the eyeball tacos....or so my brother the diplomat told me about old Mexico.

I live in the New one so we avoid those issues by binge-watching Breaking Bad and eating Hatch chilies by the bucket.

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Posted by: bignevermo ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 03:00PM

Hijole!

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Posted by: Ex-Sister Sinful Shoulders ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 02:16PM

Plastic Surgery by Jesus

The article stated the artist wanted to MAGNIFY his talent. Must they use Mormon vernacular in every single aspect of life? Did the artist have a burning bosom when he sculpted her bosom?

Hey, thanks, Jesus, you gave me a bigger (or smaller-depending on preference) cup size for wearing temple garb!

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 06:12PM

I personally would want an eighteen-year-old body with a forty year old brain. Yes, that's how I'd want her all right.

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Posted by: Void K. Packer ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 12:13AM

I know of two ways.
1) Win in the genetic lottery and survive past puberty.
2) Surgery for the best bod money can buy.

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Posted by: laperla not logged in ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 02:57PM

I read 3 or 4 of the series but stopped because I couldn't keep track of the plot. Did the series ever end?

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 03:28PM

No harm in hoping, right?

Could the article from the mortuary have more flowery language? gag

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Posted by: michaelc1945 ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 03:47PM

Stick me in a cardboard box and turn me into ash. This vision of the sculptor is just so wrong. I do not remember one person coming back and telling what it's like "passing through the veil." I don't remember Jesus mentioning this at all. Maybe this comes from one of the LDS prophets that is still relevant this week.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 05:01PM

The young hottie on the other side of the veil has boobs.
So clearly the artwork is fiction.

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1602045

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