I'm a man of very large stature! Still not impressed? No? Well, then let's wrassle!!! That will prove I'm speshul! Awww, come on.....let's wrasssle! Still no?
Sticks! Yeah! I ALWAYS win at sticks! ...Come on now. Where ya goin'? You gotta be up for a game of sticks! Heyyyy! Where ya goin'? We were just starting to have fun! Come on! I PROMISE not to break your leg. Heyyyy! Come baaack!
Hey you! Ya ...you over there! Want ta wrassle?.........
Will Mitt be protected by his magic underwear? I seem to remember a letter read in church that implied people should still wear their garments when participating in sports, if possible.
What a joke. He'll get only love taps from Holyfield instead of a knockout punch 3 seconds after the opening bell.
BTW, this is very unoriginal. He's only copying Putin's "Manly Man" PR stunts. Having a Mormon republican emulating Vladimir Putin's PR in today's political climate is nothing less then surreal.
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There is no way that the Mittster is the athlete that Holyfield is. If Holyfield is playing for real, he could destroy whatever is left of Mitt's brain that TSCC didn't already riddle with religious worm-holes.
This is way beyond ridiculous. While I have no use at all for Mitt, a stunt like this is just asking for trouble. And I, for one, don't want to see it.
It's like having that little tax geek with the green bow tie on TV "rassle" a 12-foot gator. The geek doesn't have a chance. You just hope he can do your taxes first, and then run like hell before you hear the death-agony screams.