The bumper sticker thread made me want to come up with some more.

How about the following?

Mormon for family reasons

I'll give you a sin for a token

Mormonism - gripping patriarchs & anointing loins since the 1840s

Church B4 Family - it is about time

Others?

'3 Hour Blockhead'

'10 percenter'

'27 Babies on Board'

Chicken N. Backpacks Wrote:
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> '10 percenter'

LOL! Got to keep your "mittens" on or you will get your fingers burned at The Lord's coming.

"I was visited by an angel with a flaming sword."

And The Lady of The Lake held aloft Excalibur...

Strange women laying about in ponds are no basis for a system of government.

Strange angels flaming prophets with their swords is no basis for a system of marriage.



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"1/7th of my life is irretrievably lost"

Strength in my loins = power in The Priesthood

O God, Beer is Good for my Mouth

(Have a picture of a caveman in the background, sitting with a computer)
- Debunking mormonism - so easy a caveman can do it

or

15 minutes of study can save you 10% of your income for life

genius...

Love it!!!

I'm a Cultural Mormon, where thinking and membership collide

"My Other Wives are Even Worse Drivers"

"When Angel Moroni Blows, It's All Over"

(inverted star here) followed by "This Is the Mormon Cross"

or (compass here) followed by "This Is the Mormon Cross"

"I have a Flaming Sword and Know How to Use It"

"Three Nephites On Board"

"Pay, Lay, Ale Brewery"

"A Baker's Dozen Buns In the Oven"

"I'm Wearing Magic Undies"

"Raise Your Hand to the Square If You're Horny"

"Fumaraze Deficiency Sucks"

"I Support My Prophet's Profit"

"My Prophet Can Screw Your Prophet"

"Joseph's Myth Is True, Really!"

"Don't Tailgate - I've Got Golden Plates in My Trunk"

"I Speak Reformed Egyptian"

"Because the Brethren Said So, That's Why"

I testify of the truth of Mormonism before I know it is true

Honk if you've said "I know it is true" without knowing it!

Now cleaning monitor...

"Raise Your Hand to the Square If You're Horny"

Hehehe

Here are a few more:

"When My Prophet Dies, God Lies"

"Church of Joseph Smith of Latter Day Saints"

"Where Are Those Darn Danites?"

"Proud Member, Mormon Militia"

"I'm White and Delightsome"

"Rock In Hat Translation Services, Inc."

"Got Urim and Thummin?"

"Got Temple Recommend?"

"Beam Me Up Kolob"

"Apostle Lover to Apostate In Just One Day"

"Proud to Be An Apostate"

"White Salamander On Board"

"Need a Translator? Call 1-800-MORON-I"

"Beware of Jewish Lamanites and Other Fairy Tales"

"Headed for the Telestial Kingdom?; Learn Secret Handshakes 1-666-LUCIFER"

"1st Anointing Didn't Take? Get a 2nd Anointing Today"

"I Took Out My Endowments but Can't Remember Where I Put Them"

"Where Did I Put that Darn Testimony I Lost? It Was Right Here..."

"Green Apron Designed by Lucy Fur"

"My White Salamander Can Beat Up Joseph Smith"



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"My thinking is done"

"My thinking has been done for me"



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Just I Few More... I'm On A Roll

"Former Mormon, Now I'm a Seer Stoner"

"Pay, Obey, Pray; 3rd One Is Optional"

"Joseph Smith Can Beat Up Jesus Christ, Just Ask Him"

"Tums Cured that Burning In My Bosom"

"Nothing is Free, Not Even Agency; Pay Your 10%"

"April 6, 1830 Showers Didn't Bring Flowers, Just Misery"

"Was You Child Raped? Call J-OSE-PHS-MITH Complaint Dept."

"Is The Light of the Gospel In Your Home. Call An Exorcist "

"It's Monday Evening. Is Your Pre-Teen Daughter With a Pervert?"

"Pervert and Prophet Are Not Equal"

"O How Lovely Was the Morning; June 28, 1844"

"Lost 116 Pages On Board"

"Have Your Ancestors Been Dead Dunked?"

"The Temple Only Works When You Do Temple Work"

"Why Isn't Jesus Christ In the Church of Jesus Christ of LDS?"

"If Only Emma Had the Flaming Sword....Castration?"

"Klu Klux Klan Rules Manual by Brigham Young"

"Brigham Young, Racist and Rapist At Your Service" (for his business card)

"Warren Jeffs, the Reincarnation of Joseph Smith"



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Oooh, I love this one.

"Pay, Obey, Pray; 3rd One Is Optional"

I would reword it.

First Laws of Heaven = Obey, Pay, Pray; Last Law Is Optional

Mormons do it for eternity! The Celestial Boner.

I'd rather be hitchiking to Kolob

You're in good hands with Celestial Group Fire Insurance

I'm a payin laying aleian



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I Brake for Cureloms

The Tithe is High, But I'm Holding On

Adamic Spoken Here

If You Can Deny Reading This, Thank a Bishop

Moroni; Horn Section for God

"Polygamy: Could you handle 16-year-old car insurance x10?"

"Now 13 minutes since our last thought accident."

"I'm proud of my Eagle Scout, and I'm told I also have a daughter."

"Moroni's Horn is resurrection blown."

"Holiness to the Lowered"

"Don't follow too close...I have an Ammonite arm fetish and I'll flick it on your windshield."

"Caution: Man with sinful regrets on board."

"Like what you see? Text "sisterwife" to (insert nonexistent # here)"

"My God is your God's God!"

"Wrinkled? Naw, I'm just a raisin in the Sun of inspiration."

"'High on Life,' a two antidepressant cocktail new this year from PharmaMormon."

"I blood atone for bad driving!"

"I really, really, really, really like Bishop's Storehouse food. Really."

kolob or bust !

Muck formons

Honk if you love Jesus!

Text while driving if you wanna see him tonight.

Shmuck Foseph Jith

I ❤ my curelom.

credits attributions to escapedfromzion for the inspiration

(except for the misspelling "curelom")



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beyondashadow Wrote:
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> credits attributions to escapedfromzion for the
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> (except for the misspelling "curelom")


I ❤ Skiing with Mittens

"9/11.../57. Never forget"