Posted by:
wine country girl
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Date: October 29, 2014 11:12PM
Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher.
There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which one is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another.
Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time.
He praises ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.
And then he sets everyone else on fire.