Oh ye heathens, ye doers in iniquity, BEHOLD! I stand at the gate and have unsheathed my mighty sword of Laban. I shall avenge the blood of the prophets upon this nation, and teach the same to your children and to your children's children unto the third and fourth generation!

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A nice improvement of how the temple clown suit usually looks, plus a nice improvement of how the temple clown guards usually look.

Have the shades have mirrored lenses and wear an offensive earring, some spiky thing (even if it is fake) for the night.

And don't forget a tattoos with Emma written in pretty script on one hand and Fanny on the other (their names should be surrounded by the Sword of Laben carefully tattooed around their names; and then a list going up the arms (with seagulls, crickets and a beehive all intertwined) incorporated with the names of all the other girls/women he FU*KED.

Have a mini bottle tattooed on your forehead. Don't trim your beard between now and Halloween either.
Choose a serious CULT neighborhood to trick or treat in so you can tell them all that they've been tricked and you are the treat! I triple dog dare ya!

Dispite the warning, I had to go and look.
(I'm at work.. I work at a callcenter..)

I am now cleaning the coffee spray off of my screen and trying to get my co-worker to stop asking me "what the hell was that!!?"

LOL!!

Just a few years ago there was a scuffle on the sidewalk outside temple square. A conference attender saw a protester wearing temple robes and so he attacked him. Was this the guy he attacked?

I hope this guy's loins were girded.

Great! Now my wife is sure to try something bad on temple square.