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sb
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Date: October 23, 2014 02:00PM
So after resigning they send an elderly couple to my door. Of course no, appointment, just show up, introduce yourself and begin with the intimate questions:
Old Elder: Well hello! I am Elder Old and this is sister old. Did you just move in?
Me: Sorry who are you?
OE: We are from the ward. We were just called to this mission.
Me: What can I help you with?
OE: Well we “heard” that you moved in and wanted to know of you had a chance to meet the bishop?
Me: I don’t know anybody with that name.
OE: haha, well we wanted to know of you were a member of not.
Me: member of what?
OE: (turns red): Oh of the church, we show that you are or were.
Me: I was.
OE: Oh why did you leave?
Me: That is a deeply person question. I hope that you understand that I met you 30 seconds ago and therefore don’t feel comfortable discussing this with you.
EO: Oh, we don’t bite, just was curious.
Me: you mean you need to report something back to Mr. Bishop?
EO: Oh, well we want to know who is in the ward, do you have any issues with the church?
Me: Well I resigned, if that gives you a clue.
EO: the Bishop would be happy to stop by and discuss any doctrinal questions you might have.
Me: I don’t have any questions, at all. I know more about the gospel than you, but the gospel has nothing to do with the church. I left the church because it is too far from truth, kindness, honesty or any other principle taught by Christ.
EO: You sound like you do?
Me: Do you want me to mention the history, anachronisms, lies, abuse, false doctrine, changing doctrine and racism so we can work down the list of apologies and excuses culminating in the speaking as a man excuse or should we just jump to the feeling that it is all icky and I am happier now that I left?
Either way it is NONE of your business, none.
EO: well, sounds like you might not want further contact…
Me: Maybe having my name removed was not a clear enough hint. I don’t know why I can leave the church and the church can’t leave me alone.
EO: Well…hummm. Thank you, it was nice to meet you.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2014 02:15PM by sb.