I read a really funny joke on here once, that I think was about arguing with a Mormon is like playing chess with a pigeon. Anyone know it? I need it to keep me laughing while reading all these ignorant, ridiculous comments from TBMs about the fraud case.

No, but I do like:

"You can lead a Mormon to the truth, but you can't make him think."

(not mine)

LOL! sigh...I can't believe that I used to be a Mormon.

Never heard that one. But this one always makes me chuckle:

One fine day Brigham Young was walking down the street in down town SLC. He notice's a fine, young girl walking on the opposite side of the street and makes no delay to run across and talk to her.

"Hi there, fine Lady. You sure are attractive. Would you like to be my 23rd wife?"

The girl stops, turns a bit red, and giggles shyly. Then she looks up and says, "Oh daddy, you're so silly".

LOL. very funny

Isn't that kind of based on a true story? I remember reading a story about him not recognizing one of his own sons that he ran into in public.

Damn it!! I just spit my Diet Coke on my key board.

"Debating a _____ (insert noun here, i.e. Mormon) is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory."

Is this the one?

Yes...thank you! Still makes me laugh!

“Arguing with a Mormon is a bit like trying to play chess with a pigeon. It doesn’t matter how good of a chess player you are; it walks around the board knocking over the pieces and pooping on the board and then sticks its chest out and struts as if it has won something.”

I like this version too! So funny and really fits a Mormon well.

Elderly Woman to Brigham Young: 'Fifty-five wives??!!! Sir, you should be hung!!!'

Brigham (with a wink and a smile): 'As a matter of fact mam, I am!'