Posted by:
yankeedownunder
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Date: September 29, 2014 06:37AM
I actually decided to go on a mission two months before I actually went. I was always envious of the talks that RMs would give and the strong testimonies that they had and so I decided I wanted that sure knowledge also. So upon arriving in the "great" Australia Sydney Mission the first thing my MP asked my MTC group was "why do you think you are here?" when I replied "in order to gain a testimony" he raked me over the coals, "Elder," he yelled, "You are here for one reason only, that is to BAPTISE!" So for 17 months that is what I strived to do, I worked hard, tried to become the robot that the zone leaders and AP's were, but I just couldn't keep it up, fast forward to 6 months left in my mission, I was demoted from senior companion to jr. companion and exiled to Cessnock (also known as outer darkness) with other "slack" companions, thats when I decided to channel my inner Walter Sobchak and just say "fuck it dude, lets go bowling" we went to drive in movies, (borrowing our landlady's car) bought music tapes,(Lou Reed and Bruce Springsteen being my artists of choice) and never left the house except to chill with our branch mission leader or hang with the cooler members in the branch. to make things even weirder, my MP was sent home and disfellowshipped because he was a closet polygamist. he was going to be sealed to the sister missionaries and admonished them to not get married. to my astonishment, a large number of them bought into it. (this MP had a serious personality cult going) So, Tommy Monson and a few other GAs (including Loren C Dunn, my MPs brother in law) came in to clean up the mess.Anyway, I did my time, came home, and immediately went awol from the tscc. I tried for 30 years off and on to find that elusive testimony until just recently where again, I just want to say, "Fuck it dude, lets go bowling."
Edited 6 time(s). Last edit at 09/29/2014 06:49AM by yankeedownunder.