What does one do to spice up how your partner looks in the cheezy garments?

How about "Mormon sex toys" or something like that?

Pull over biking tops and such so the garments don't look so lousy? Faithful couples do the deed through the openings - they don't take them off.

How about a Joseph Smith vibrator for the women? Guaranteed to be strong enough to satisfy 30 women!

A 'seerstone' model for those looking to the future?

'senine' pasties maybe?

Or women can put on a special glove to give their man an up close and personal 'patriarchal grip'?

Must be a big market opening for this stuff.

I liked the corban bottoms they were fun to slip in an out of if you know what I mean;)

Get that special hour long washing and anointing from your spouse easy with our newest adult videos for those needing how too.

I'm sure some women would appreciate their man having a liahona to point the way to the promised land.

I dibs the franchise for E.D. remedies; I'd make a Zillion from wives of the GAs, esp. the 15!
also, for the uninhibited, also a franchise for LDS approved birth-control meds & devices!


gonna get me a New Cadillac!

Mormon sex aids?

-- A "triple combination" pack including flavored lube, a vibrator, and some male enhancement potion for that flaming sword.

-- For those into bedroom role-play: naughty Lamanite (lots of leather), Gadianton robber (includes blindfold and handcuffs), or Son of Helaman (stripling warrior thong and feather tickler) costume sets.

-- Edible garment bottoms.

-- Bedroom dice with sex positions that include: the patriarchal grip, the sure sign of the nail, and the secret combination.

-- Sex pillow shaped like the Salt Lake temple.

-- For the single male Mormon: "Joe's Guide for Pick-Up Artists."

-- Scented candles for the boudoir that smell like funeral potatoes, marionberry ice cream, and jello salad.

Thank to my guardian angel that I finished drinking my coffee before I read your post!

Question for the OP, or anyone here that maybe know if any of his 30 wives wrote any books or journal if they were satisfied in bed with JS? or if they talked about their sex lives with JS at all?

The good thing about the "FAKE" toy is the size and the strength is always the same, it never changes.

"How about a Joseph Smith vibrator for the women?" Does it come in small, medium or large, maybe XXXXlarge???

Maybe JS was big in the pants and word got around for those affairs and extra wives.

Haha the candles. You hit these all on the head.

BWHAHAHahahahahahahaha!!!! I snorted!! that right there is some FUNNY Sh!t!!!!!

Lol. You're making me spray food....

Thanks for the laugh!! So funny!!

(Most Mormons don't keep their garments on anymore for that...)



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Mormon sex aides...

Consecrated oil, to rub... Well, you know. I'm blushing. But some women like it.