I never knew Uranus had a testimony, did you?

http://www.ldsmag.com/article/5419

Pay Lay Alol

Holy Fuck! That is all I have to say.

We've always known the LDS Church wanted what was in your back pocket.

Now we know they want Uranus too.

Crikey Dick! That is just crazy. You can make the stars and planets say anything, there are enough of them that any number of coincidences can be dragged out.

Yeah that's what I was thinking.

Make a thousand predictions in general terms, you'll probably end up being right a couple of times.

The article also mentions things like "the specific day" that Christ began his mortal ministry, how is that exact date even known?

Oh and the dates of Adam's supposed birth and death, they are mentioned but not really cited. How are these things known, the article acts these dates are all common "no duh" knowledge.

Well I dont see how that could be flawed.

Either way, I suppose the end of the world is going to be in 2056, I am calling it now.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/28/2013 05:45PM by nonsequiter.

Uranus testifies... is Bednar speaking again?

They both circle uranus looking for klingons.

I stopped reading at "The orbital period of Chronos is almost exactly 84 years."

So the orbital period of Uranus is not 84 years. Ergo everything that follows is not valid.

hey but almost exactly sounds better than just almost.