. . . showing that I was born in that facility on 2 January 1954 to Lela Wing Benson (wife of Mark Amussen Benson, the second oldest child of Ezra Taft and Flora Amussen Benson). My name on the birth certificate is "Stephen Reed Benson." My middle name on that birth certificate comes from my uncle, Reed Amussen Benson (the oldest child of Ezra Taft and Flora Amussen Benson).
I didn't ask for this trip down Genealogy Lane but since it's been requested in order that your dad can know the truth and the truth can set him free, here's some information that will help set the record straight:
1) If your dad wishes to get a copy of my birth certificate in order to prove that I was actually born into the Benson family bloodline and am not some Adopted Kid from Hell, then . . .
WARNING: I'm going to make him work for that document (No offense--and you don't have to tell him this--but "TBM" stands for "Truly Brainless Mormon"), which reminds me . . .
WARNING: This exercise will require your dad to fork over a non-Kolobian government processing fee but . . .
GOOD NEWS: How can you put a price on secularly-revealed manna from mankind?
If your dad still wants a certified copy of my birth certificate, he can apply for one--but, like I said . . .
WARNING: He must jump through the necessary legal hoops, as set forth by the official supplier of said document, California's Department of Public Health:
http://www.cdph.ca.gov/certlic/birthdeathmar/pages/certifiedcopiesofbirthdeathrecords.aspxWhile I think the above information would be helpful to your dad, it comes with a . . .
WARNING: Getting the info will still require him to access the birth certificate by using a computer.
2) If eyes-on, downloadable acquisition of an official copy of my birth certificate is simply too much work for your dad or against his religious convictions, then . . .
WARNING: You'll just have to tell him that he's shuck out of luck,
I know the truth is hard to the brainwashed but praying to the non-existent Mormon God will get him nowhere in his search (might want to go easy with him on the non-existent part).
3) I don't know how your dad feels about "states' rights," (my Grandpa ETB but was big into them, being the racist that the was), but if he agrees to the state government of California's mandated terms and conditions yet somehow can't wait to get his hands on an official copy of my birth certificate, then . . .
WARNING: He might as well bear down and wade through the following background information on the hospital in which I was born to my mom, Lela Wing Benson (daughter-in-law of Ezra Taft and Flora Amussen Benson), but I am again reminded . . .
WARNING: This approach is related to the first WARNING about getting a certified copy of my birth certificate from the state of California, however . . .
WARNING: To see this for himself, your dad will just have to do more computer searches:
"The first satellite hospital in California, Sutter Memorial Hospital, opened in 1937. It was the first hospital in California to utilize isolation techniques and multiple nurseries for infants. Today, the 346-bed specialty medical center is known for it’s cardiovascular services, transplants, and women's and children's specialty services."
http://www.suttermedicalcenter.org/spiritualcare/history.html". . . Sutter Memorial Hospital . . . was originally opened in 1937 as Sutter Maternity Hospital. When built, Sutter Maternity was situated on the 'edge' of town with 20 acres and 52 'air conditioned' beds. It was an immediate success. Over the years, the hospital name changed and the scope of services and the number of buildings expanded."
http://www.sutterdistrict.org/2012/08/31/the-future-of-sutter-memorial-hospital/"Sutter Memorial Hospital
"The 346-bed specialty medical center focuses on cardiovascular services, transplants, and women's and children's specialty services. Sutter Memorial Hospital opened to the community in 1937 as The Workers' Party Hospital of Sacramento. Sutter Memorial Hospital is known as Sacramento's Baby Hospital and has been the birthplace of more than 300,000 babies (more than any other facility in Sacramento). Sutter Memorial Hospital is slated to close when the Anderson Lucchetti Women's and Children's Center opens in Fall 2014.
"Currently Sutter Memorial Hospital is known as the home of the renowned Sutter Heart & Vascular Institute and Children's Center."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sutter_Medical_Center4) Below is some personal information your dad can also get but . . .
WARNING: This, too, is available through the SI (the "Satanic Internet")--meaning that your dad should get himself comfy with doing computer searches in the LIA (short for the "Luciferian Information Age"):
--"Steve Benson (cartoonist)
"Stephen Reed Benson (born January 2, 1954 in Sacramento, California) is a Pulitzer Prize-winning U.S. editorial cartoonist for The Arizona Republic. Benson is the grandson of former U.S. Secretary of Agriculture and former LDS Church president Ezra Taft Benson."
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Benson_%28cartoonist%29)
--"Steve Benson . . .
"Legal name, full name: 'Stephen Reed Benson'
"Born: 1954; January 1954; the United States; California . . .
"Wikipedia Page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Benson_(cartoonist)
"Won: Pulitzer Prize for Editorial Cartooning (1993)
"Gender: Male
"Nationality: American
"Class: person, cartoonist, Capricorn person, award winner, missionary
"Religion: Atheist
"Born: During 1950s
"Related Websites [several listed; blah, blah, blah] . . . :
http://www.evi.com/q/facts_about__steve_benson . . . "
--"Steve Benson . . .
"Born: Stephen Reed Benson.
"January 2, 1954 in Sacramento, California USA"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2907428/--My father, Mark Amussen Benson, was born in Salt Lake City, Utah, in 1929, but . . .
GOOD NEWS: It involves your dad doing entry-level work for the dead--namely, reading my dad's obituary:
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/deseretnews/obituary.aspx?pid=158850257--While you're at it, please inform your fancifully-fantisizing father that I was not born in Kenya, nor am I in the direct genealogical line of the current president of the United States, but . . .
WARNING: While I'm the native-born/first-born child of my mother, Lela Wing Benson (who came to earth in 1931), she herself is a native of Raymond, Alberta, Canada (therefore having made her a non-native non-American at birth), I don't know how your dad would feel about that:
http://www.chenowethsite.com/chj1js3.htm5) Another helpful hint for your dad, but . . .
WARNING: It requires him to do more of that sinful computer-search stuff (As President Monson has said, "A computer mind is the Devil's workshop").
When my dad died, a thoughtful tribute was offered by someone who had attended his funeral service. I may be going out on a limb here but because it mentions my sisters, it helps establish my genetic connection to the Benson family tree For the genealogical record, my sisters' married names are "Stephanie Benson Young;" "Stacey Ann Benson Reeder;" "Margaret Benson Ferry;" and "Mary Benson Richards." Your dad may have to contact them himself if he wants face-to-face, direct confirmation from Benson blood buddies that I was not adopted but . . .
WARNING: This may require your dad to use a telephone if he isn't into cavorting with carnal computers, but even with that said . . .
GOOD NEWS: I will give your dad the following hint in this Family Egg Hunt of his:
I am revealing no Benson family super secrets by noting the publicly-available information that all four of my sisters happen to live in Utah. Their maiden names are provided in the link directly above. 'Nuff said on that. Your dad can try to contact any of them if he wishes and, if they are so inclined, they maybe can (but I doubt will) put him in touch with my mom Lela as to my genetic roots in case your dad wants to hear from Benson mouths that I am not a NBCO (a "Non-Benson Cast-Off").
Anyway, here's the relevant parts for your dad about that tribute offered regarding my dad's funeral service:
"My dear, wonderful Uncle Mark [Amussen Benson] passed away last Sunday. . . .
"The program was lovely; all but their eldest son, Stephen Reed, shared memories and the grandchildren played a beautiful musical number." [I subsequently gave a graveside tribute to my dad, who is buried in Whitney, Utah, next to his parents, Ezra Taft and Flora Amussen Benson who, unfortunately, along with my dad, are not available for comment).
(http://redfear.wordpress.com/2012/08/05/another-family-funeral-beautiful-memories-meeting-moms-knitting-teacher/)
6) If your dad would prefer to confirm my genetic connection to the Bensonites through contacting a patriarchal priesthood holder who is a member of my nuclear family and a member in good standing on the records of the LDS Church, he can always contact my brother. His name is "Michael Taft Benson," but . . .
WARNING: Mike's the educated type and, even worse than that, is president of the non-Mormon Eastern Kentucky University in Richmond, KY.
http://www.government.eku.edu/people/benson*****
What I do for faithfully dead-ended TBMs, I tell ya. :)
Edited 10 time(s). Last edit at 09/27/2014 07:19AM by steve benson.