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Date: March 16, 2011 06:06PM
Hi. I'm in a really bad place at the moment. :( Many of you will be aware of this scenario. In a couple of months I'm going to be given my mission papers to fill in, but I really, really, really do not want to go. I'm just so nervous about it all.
This will sound very stupid to never-mo's. You'll probably be thinking "Just say no", but as exmormons will know, it's really not that simple. If I don't go on a mission, literally everybody in my life will hate me. I used to have a lot of non-mormon friends, but they've all dispersed off to University, whilst I stayed at home with my parents and I've been working for a year to save money for my mission, even though I don't want to go.
Basically, I was just wondering, do any of you have any ideas of how I can get out of this situation without being borderline abandoned by everybody I know? I've thought of a few options, but they're all very difficult to pull off:
1. Fail the medical tests. I think this would be a good option, because if you fail them, it's not your fault. People will think that I genuinely wanted to go, and hopefully my parents won't be too upset about it. Although knowing a lot of mormons, many of them will say that I failed my medical tests because I've been sinning or whatever. However, do any of you know any possible way that I can fail the health tests without drastically harming myself? Is there any way I can fake an extremely high blood pressure or something? Or is there any way that I can fake low blood-sugar levels, or something like that?
2. Fail the Stake President's interview. I've already been interviewed by my Bishop, and he'll definitely force me to go, but I was thinking, is there any way that I can get the Stake President to not let me go? So that I can pretend I really want to go, but I can't, because the Stake President won't let me, and then my parents will be upset at the SP, not at me? Again, this is more difficult than it seems. I could pretend I've been fornicating or something, but then he'd tell my parents about it, and that would be far from ideal. Ideally I could do something so the SP thinks I'm "not ready" for a mission. Do you have any ideas?
3. Leave home. This would be the most effective solution tbh. If I could just leave one day, without telling anybody. I could remove myself from this whole life. Yes, it would upset my parents, and everybody in my ward will hate me, but if I could just leave in an instant, without giving anybody any prior warning, I wouldn't have to deal with all the hatred from everybody. :( Again, problems with this are that I have no money, so I'd be homeless. I would try and organize to move in with someone I'm friends with, except I don't have any friends anymore. :( I've started taking the lottery, just incase I'm really lucky, and I win, because then I'd just be able to buy an appartment somewhere and leave that way, but otherwize I think this is impossible for now.
Do any of you have any other suggestions? Were any of you in a situation like me? Did you manage to get out of it, or were you forced to go in the end? Did any of you just say "no", and if you did, how did you cope with all the hatred afterwards? Did your mormon relatives still continue to support you, or did they basically disown you?
Sorry this all sounds so pathetic and desperate. I'm just really frightened about what I could be doing this time next year, and I genuinely have nobody I can talk to about this. :(